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Late Night Movie House of Crap: A Montage of Santa Claus (Christmas 2013)

24 Dec

December 24, 2013

Ahhh, Christmas Eve. Time to watch movies like It’s a Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, and… Santa With Muscles? Settle back with Rowdy Roddy Piper, “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase, and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan for a quartet of lesser-known Christmas classics.

December 25, 2011

 

Please enjoy this presentation of selected Santa Claus appearances. Our first stop is Mexico from the 1959 film titled aptly, if not imaginatively, Santa Claus, which for some reason features Satan.

Back in the USA, here is the aptly, if not imaginatively, titled, Santa With Muscles, featuring noted thespian Hulk Hogan.

 

Want more wrestlers? Here is Rowdy Roddy Piper beating up Santa. (Actually, that is the legendary Bobby “the Brain” Heenan under the beard. You didn’t really think that was Santa, did you?)

And in this next clip, Santa gets into the squared circle to drop the rock bottom on some punk-ass jabroni. (“Xanta Klaus” from the South Pole. You can’t believe this stuff unless you see it for yourself.)

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM YOUR PALS AT MR. BLOG!

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Life Imitates Kayfabe

9 Oct

October 9, 2013

Remember Rick “The Model” Martell from the WWF?

Yes, he was a wrestling model whose big gimmick was that he came to the ring with an old-fashioned bug sprayer full of “Arrogance,” his perfume. He’d spray the ring with it, he’d spray the fans with it, and of course- hold on to your hats, you won’t believe this! – he would spray it right in his opponent’s face to get the win.

So there I was in Men’s Wearhouse last week and what did I see?

arrogant

The Model? Nowhere to be found.

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