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Oh! How Awkward!

29 Jan

January 29, 2014

I was very disappointed watching the State of The Union address tonight. No, I don’t mean the usual disappointment all of us have in the President, I mean that in all the years of my life, watching live political addresses, I have not once, not ever, seen a politician let out a wicked fart live on television. This opera singer may be as close as I get.

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For some reason, all I can think of is Margaret Dumont. She would have made the perfect diva for this story. Prim, proper, and never, ever prone to flatulence.

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Invasion of the Penis Snatchers

27 Mar

March 27, 2013

news roundup week!

One of my favorite Imponderables was the three-part story about the African panty-stealing goblin. Today we revisit that part of the world and look at some other, um,… interesting beliefs.

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If ever a story spoke for itself, this is it. I want to know more about the man who lost his junk “in the fray.” Is it possible he can find his lost junk? Will it turn up one day? Does his village have a lost and found? Maybe he’ll end up with something better.

Well, you all know me- I can ramble on and on about stuff like this. But not this time. I’m saving my rant and ramble for Japan, and that is just where we are going tomorrow.

 

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