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Signs and (Unim)Portents

30 May

May 30, 2013

There is going to be a wedding in the family soon (not me, I am going to remain one step ahead of the exes for the rest of my life)  and so I found myself driving various people around to various places to do various things for the wedding. One such nightmare chore was to take my mother around looking for a dress. We found ourselves in a bridal shop whose name included the words “bridal shop” and sold exclusively bride’s and bridesmaid’s dresses. So I ask you, was the following sign really necessary?

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Meanwhile, ponder this.

One of these guys is Attorney General Eric Holder. The other guy is Oprah’s boyfriend Stedman. Which is which? Even they don’t seem to know.

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