Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride

April 10, 2013

“I’m not looking to play this thing up. I’m surprised you people found out about it.” Yes, that’s Donald Trump, he of humility and humbleness, talking about the time he leapt out of his limo to stop a mugging.

Look at Donald, leaping into action to stop crime! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Limo-Man!

Trump stared down a thug with a bat and said “Look, you gotta stop this. Put down the bat.” The man swung but was only successful in whiffing the hair off the Donald’s head.

So Trump expects us to believe that, while cruising around in his limo, he saw a brutal mugging and jumped into the middle of the fray? Ok, maybe that happened. You know what I don’t believe? That he did not want any publicity.

The positively orgasmic woman on the right has just touched Mikhail Gorbachev. Don’t ask me what the big deal is, but that woman really seemed to enjoy it.

But makes the picture great? The smug, smarmy grin of Donald Trump, looking right into the camera, almost in the center of the action.

You have to love The Donald.

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