Tag Archives: Allan Keyes

Fun With Teh Internets: Special Batman Edition! (Classic Bat-Repost)

12 Aug

August 12, 2013

It’s summertime, and the living is easy. Too easy. Everyone gets lazy this time of year and Allan Keyes is no exception. So while Keyes is off somewhere doing who -knows-what to destroy our wholesome American institutions, here is one of my favorite Fun With The Internets, from last year’s Batman Week.

 

from October 8, 2012

We’re going old school FWTI  (that’s Fun With Teh Internets for you laypeople) and doing  5 of the most messed up bat-pictures I could find on the net! But today, instead of my usual commentary, we get a bonus – Batman himself will show us just how depressing some of these pictures are to him.

TODAY’S SEARCH:  FAIL BATMAN

Number One

Number Two

Number Three

Number Four

Number Five

Mr. Blog wishes he could unsee this. Damn you Keyes!

Here’s a fun bonus from my favorite Batman episode ever! Kowabunga-begorrah!

The NYC Subway Map, By Allan Keyes, with additional content by Sam Taylor

5 Aug

August 5, 2013

Behold! Your new NYC Subway Map!

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I think it’s kind of spiffy myself. No, it’s not geographically accurate by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s very pleasing to look at.  Just from a style perspective, it beats the old and busted current NYC Subway map:

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I mean yeah, the new map will probably require total strangers with raging b.o. leaning over you in the subway car to stare at it for 15 minutes while they get their bearings, but look at the bright side! Well, whenever you think of what the bright side would be, look on it. And tell me as well. I still think it’s ok to suffer for art like this though.

Trivia question: Remember the “RR” train?

Now I’ll do the hack thing and put up some cool pics of various-era NYC subway maps:

Turn of the Century style:

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1990s’ Party-Rock Style:

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1980’s style: (Mets win the World Series YAYYY!)

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1970s ULTRA MOD

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Swinging 60’s

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1950’s style:

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And the one that started it all!

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Bonus Trivia: Remember THIS???

 

And finally…..the world on the brink of the Metrocard