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Writer’s Block #3

21 Aug

August 21, 2013

More writer’s block! Curses and drat! Dag-nab it! Back to the list of odd but real writing prompts used by real schools across the country. Amazing what you can find online. Today’s odd prompt: Make a bold prediction about something in the year 2020 that no one else has made a bold prediction about. (University of Virginia, 1999)

2020! Year of awe and mystery!

2020! Year of mystery and awe!

2020! Year of awful mystery!

I predict that the year 2020 will be a year of people who defy prediction, who, tired of being a part of The University of Virginia’s silly entrance procedure, will erect a bubble of unpredictability around themselves, with the result being that the year 2020 cannot be predicted.

And also, everyone dies when a single lion in the Bronx Zoo learns to talk and rallies all the cats of the world to turn on the humans.

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Imponderable #105: Across the USA

16 Aug

August 16, 2013

ugly medium

I’m not going to mince words- if you spend $520, or even $5.20, you are an idiot. Write me letters, I don’t care. This “medium” is an utter, utter fraud. How do I know? I am educated on this sort of thing. It isn’t hard, look into it yourself. Phony fraud mediums have used the same tactics for centuries. Add in the lies of “reality” television and you have PT Barnum’s dream come true.

Why would anyone pay money to see this?
The question is Imponderable, but the answer is obvious- dumb.

Wait! I’m having a PSYCHIC FLASH! Many of you are angry at me now. See? I’m psychic too.