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Imponderable #41: Katrineholm Sweden

23 Mar

March 23, 2012

Didn’t I see this on HBO? They really should consider making this into a series. Think True Blood meets Oz.

This is the Odd Couple for the modern audience. He is a cannibal. She is a vampire. Can they live together without killing each other? I mean that literally. He killed and ate his girlfriend; she killed and drank a man’s blood. I think one of them will not survive the honeymoon. J-Date really nailed this match. 

It is obvious that these two crazy kids have no future together. Because one is going to devour the other.

If the article is correct, they are locked in the same psychiatric institution. If this were a Hammer film Peter Cushing would be conducting strange experiments in the back room.

What kind of child would a cannibal and a vampire have?

The question is Imponderable.

But the kid would look something like this:

Imponderable #40: Chesapeake Virginia

16 Mar

March 16, 2012

Why do I love News of the Weird? For writing like this: 

Gotta love journalism like that.

But to be fair, I did some research and there appear to be no other details available other than the fact that the man was being psychiatrically evaluated. Honestly, I already did my evaluation and in my opinion, the guy is a kook.

There can be only one question.

What were the test results????? I have to know!

The question is Imponderable.