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Late Night Movie House of Crap 2fer: Ed Wood and It Came From Hollywood

16 Oct

October 16, 2010

Hello there crappy movie fans! This time around, Mr. Blog is proud to kill two birds with one stone. Now, imagine that the stone is really just a wadded up piece of paper and the birds are flimsy cardboard cutouts. That’s right gang- we’re talking Ed Wood today.

I figured the best way to show the sublime genius of Ed Wood is the way he’d do it himself-  using stock footage.

From the movie that is a classic in its own right, I bring you John Candy with  A Salute to Ed Wood from It Came from Hollywood!

 

For a bonus, here’s Gilda Radner with Apes!

And lastly, some really bad Musical Memories! (I am a huge Chip and Emil fan.)

And for those of you complaining that I promised Konga and Gorgo, yeah yeah yeah, I’m getting to it.

This Day in History, 2007: Marcel Marceau, R.I.P.

22 Sep

September 22, 2010

Marcel Marceau died three years ago today. He was 83 years old.

Marceau was the world’s most famous mime. While his face may not have been familiar, everyone knew his trademark striped shirt, bowler hat, and large flower. Frankly, he has not been missed.

He was a mime. And mimes are totally annoying. First of all, they don’t talk. Punch them in the nuts, they won’t groan. They are like the guards at Buckingham Palace, but less funny. Mimes walk around on nice summer days and pretend that they are struggling in the wind. Mimes laugh and cry at little flowers. Mimes get in your face and don’t get out until you give them money. Only pretentious PBS people like mimes, trust me on this- I speak from experience. Supposedly they are practitioners of an art that goes back to ancient Greece. Big deal. The ancient Greeks had some funny ideas about young boys too.              

Marcel Marceau’s funeral was a sight to see. A line of a dozen mimes, side by side, all pretending to be carrying an invisible coffin. The last in line pretended to drop it on his foot and  pantomimed a limp the rest of the way. One of them pretended to pull the coffin with an imaginary rope. The eulogy was equally moving. Marcel was remembered by many of the mime community with these touching words:  “          .”

Before he was laid to rest, the assembled mimes first struggled to get out of an invisible phone booth, then laid their oversized flowers on the grave.   

So Rest In Peace, funny man, let’s hope the art of mime ends here.