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Picture Postcard Monday- Lonely Beach

14 Mar

March 14, 2011

I took the picture below on a lonely stretch of beach in Brooklyn and trust me, there aren’t many lonely stretches of beach here. The lights in the background are South Brooklyn looking from Sea Gate toward Bath Beach.

I was first there twelve to fifteen years ago. It was a very cool place and fairly isolated. There were remains of some very, very old industry there. All along the beach were rusted ship chains attached to the ground, remains of a wooden pier, and large rusted metal rings set into the ground. There was also a large trapdoor set into the ground. It was dark and secluded and every bit as Scooby Doo as it sounds. When I returned last year there was a big change. Some years back we had a very bad winter storm that washed out most of the beach in South Brooklyn. The army corps of engineers came in and replaced all the sand in Coney Island and Sea Gate but they added far more than I ever saw in my lifetime. For example, you may be familiar with the old song “Under the Boardwalk.” That was based on the Coney Island boardwalk and all of my life the boardwalk was ten feet above the sand. Now the beach is so elevated that the sand comes right up to the bottom of the boardwalk.

In Sea Gate, this means that most of the cool artifacts are now buried. Even the tall fence that separated Sea Gate’s gated community is now so short in places that you can simply step over it. The pilings you see in the picture used to stand tall in the water, stretching into the sea. Now they are buried in sand.

The picture was taken in extreme low-light conditions. The flash was useless and the only illumination was from the moon. I needed to do some fooling around with some imaging programs to produce that picture but it is a very good representation of what I saw. I have always had a soft spot for black and white photography and I think the graininess adds to the haunting quality of the picture.

Et Tu, Brutus?

12 Mar

March 12, 2011

You guys know that I love all things Popeye. For example, I wrote about the big Popeye celebration held every year in Chester, Illinois. It features Popeye-related fun. such as hayrides and horseshoe games. What makes them Popeye-related? I don’t know. But Chester Illinois celebration is the one time each year that any extremely flat-chested and plain looking girls are guaranteed the spotlight if they wear ugly red dresses that come down to their ankles. Guys with Olive Oyl fetishes flock there from all over the country to emulate their cartoon heroes and compete to see who sexually assaults Olive first. Isn’t that what every Popeye cartoon comes down to? Popeye and Brutus compete to see who can force Olive Oyl into the sack. It is like an episode of Law and Order: SVU waiting to happen.

I also recently posted a great internet find. In this old comic strip Popeye, in true establishment fashion, beat up a hippie. Does it get more American than that?

Today I feature an installment of another great, but not nearly so old comic strip, Mother Goose and Grimm. Look closely and you may see a familiar face making a cameo appearance.

For other comic strip fun, check out this Rex Morgan strip where the good doctor checks a man’s prostate and this Blondie strip where some questionable language is used.