The Tepid Zombie’s Top Five Monsters That Should Be More Popular

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   bmj2k June 14, 2012 at 12:48 am #

   MR. BTR’S BLOG NOTES

   1- The Tepid Zombie blogs are what this blog would be like if written by a zombie after the zombie apocalypse.
   2- There are six or seven of them, happy hunting. HINT: Check the index or do a search.
   3- This is Mr. Blog’s 900th post.
   4- 900! Can you believe that?
   5- No.
   6- But its true.

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   zathra June 14, 2012 at 1:18 am #

   The zombie sounds like Bizarro from the classic Superman comics.

   Other monster ideas – The Gaga. Zombie Lady Gaga. Cyber – Lady Gaga ( Either a Terminator or a relative of the Cybermen )
   Kenny from South Park as Jason. Miley Cyrus as the robot ” Maria ” from Fritz Lang’s ” Metropolis “. ( She wasn’t a proper monster, but still, she attempted to charm people into revolting )

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     bmj2k June 14, 2012 at 1:41 am #

     Lady Gaga isn’t already a monster?

     And yeah, I wrote The Zombie a little stupider and less grammatical than in the past. But what do you expect? His brain is decaying. Before he died he was a pretty sharp accountant.

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       zathra June 14, 2012 at 2:02 am #

       Lady Gaga is a malevolent alien who wants to make all of humanity over in her image ( Cyborg / alien / Replicator, something ), after that we start devoting ourselves to spreading her poison out into space.

       Does the zombie still do people’s tax returns in April ? If he did, I would imagine his clients wouldn’t be happy with his garbled results.

       Think of this potential monster : Steroid – necks ( known in Canada as Stroisers ). Years of steroid abuse & genetic manipulation ( intermarriage ) creates a species of early unkillable hillbilly. Like in the ” Wrong Turn ” movies. 😉 It’s PC for me to say this since I live in the South. 😀

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