Seriously, who hasn’t this happened to?

20 Nov

November 20, 2010

No comment. No, no comment at all…..

(Special Thanks to Allen Keyes for passing this along.)

13 Responses to “Seriously, who hasn’t this happened to?”

  1. J.R.D. Skinner's avatar
    JRD Skinner November 20, 2010 at 12:32 am #

    Three or four times in my 17 years? Three or four times!?

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    • Thomas Stazyk's avatar
      Thomas Stazyk November 20, 2010 at 1:50 am #

      That was my first reaction, too! I was also intrigued by the fire department having a “special equipment unit.”

      My sister in law is an emergency room nurse and she has some wild stories. One time a guy “presented” with burns received from a car exhaust pipe. Then there is the pickle story. And the time they had to surgically remove a vibrator but had to wait for the battery to die because of the fire risk during surgery.

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      • skinner's avatar
        skinner November 22, 2010 at 3:45 pm #

        So many ‘ring of fire’ jokes to be made, so little time.

        I do like the idea of a ‘special equipment unit’. A unit-unit, if you will.

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        • bmj2k's avatar
          bmj2k November 22, 2010 at 4:03 pm #

          A lot of tools have passed through that unit.

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          • J.R.D. Skinner's avatar
            JRD Skinner November 25, 2010 at 1:40 pm #

            Dang, I wish there was a way I could textually insert a rimshot.

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k November 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm #

      “Three or four times?”
      Is that too high or too low?

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  2. Allen Keyes's avatar
    Allen Keyes November 20, 2010 at 8:55 pm #

    Further news reports have identified the gentleman in question as Mr. Hugh G. Rection of Johnson City

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  3. Grump's avatar
    Grump November 21, 2010 at 9:07 pm #

    You people are so quick to judge. Maybe the guy was trying to unclog a drain and he didn’t have any liquid plumber handy. Or he felt that he needed more protection on his genitals…

    ….or maybe he was trying to have sex with a piece of metal pipe.

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k November 21, 2010 at 11:11 pm #

      It wasn’t the guy’s fault, pipes like that are just looking for trouble. Shiny teases…

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  4. Supermonge's avatar
    Supermonge November 22, 2010 at 12:54 pm #

    When I first read the headline I thought it was an ad for a very clever group of Divorce Attorneys…I was wrong.

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k November 22, 2010 at 2:03 pm #

      “Don’t let this happen to you. Call Mongello and Mongello, attorneys-at-law NOW!”

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      • Supermonge's avatar
        Supermonge November 23, 2010 at 11:22 am #

        HA!…Wanna get your Penis Away from that Metal Trap…Call the Law Offices of Grinder and Grinder…You have enough to worry about…

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