excerpted from December 3, 2007
And now for some less awful stuff. Or more awful stuff, as the case may be, depending on how painful or obnoxious you found A- the previous blog, B- anything else I’ve written in the past, and C- me.
You have a TiVo? Yes? Good. No? What the hell are you waiting for? (BTW- I usually capitalize hell (or Hell) as the mood strikes me. What would you do? Cap or no cap?) Well, TiVO is interesting in that it will record stuff for you all on its own based on other stuff you recorded. Pretty cool. I can usually count on it to get a Judge Judy or two during the day, and I’ll often find Man vs. Wild or even Antiques Roadshow. Yes, I watch Antiques Roadshow. ‘Cause you never know how much my 1983 G.I. Joe Destro figure with the broken arm and missing head will be worth.
So’s I turn on the ol’ TiVo (see how my grammar is getting bad? That’s the sign of me bullshitting!) and what’s on? (And this is NOT me bullshitting) an episode of Leave It To Beaver, in which a mildly retarded boy overfilled a bathtub and his possibly homosexual brother cleaned it up before their parents got home. They just don’t make TV like that anymore!
It also recorded over the weekend a movie called Busty Cops from HBOZ, which as far as I can tell is where HBO sticks it’s porn. Now, I am not anti-cop. Nor am I anti-busty cop. Any other guy would have said “cool” and watched it. But not me. I said “huh?” and dove into the TiVo to figure out how the device picked it out for me. It didn’t take long. This is how TiVo works: I watched a few episodes of Cops on FOX. (Cool show, especially when they taser the lowlifes in their dirty wifebeaters. Want to see America? Watch Cops. Then move to England.) Because I watched Cops, it made the connection with the word Cops in Busty Cops and recorded it. Then I stuck it in the deleted folder and watched an episode of Family Guy it had also recorded.
Then later on I took Busty Cops out of the deleted folder.
NO, no, I’m just kidding.
I never deleted it in the first place.
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