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A Very Special Scrappers, on Spike TV

26 Aug

August 26, 2010

A Very Special Scrappers, on Spike TV

Tuesday night, Spike Television, in cooperation with Discovery Health, proudly presented a very special episode of Scrappers.

One of their featured Scrappers, Sal the Tiki Barber, was taken to the hospital with a rare case of Ebola, the flesh-eating virus. Co-produced by the Discovery Health network, his case was followed on Trauma: Life in the ER.

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It is suspected that Sal contracted the rare disease last week, when cameras caught Sal using a dirty garbage bag as a toilet.

In other Scrapper news this week, Noots proved unable to drive a van, Dino and Mimmo earned $17.50 apiece for a full day’s work, and Darren professed his love for his mother’s chocolate milk.

The prognosis for Sal is fair, with the possibility of ever earning any money low.

Late Night Movie House of Crap

24 Aug

August 24, 2010

Wondering what movie to see on date night? Allow me to humbly suggest…

 A*P*E

(AKA Super Kong, The New King Kong, Hideous Mutant, and, er, Attack of the Giant Horny Gorilla. Yes, really.)

From Wikipedia:  A*P*E may not be the worst giant monster movie ever made, but it would have to chart high on any Top Ten Worst list. Citing such things as the ape vomiting and the ape dancing to the film score, Bogue states that “this one is so bad it has to be seen to be disbelieved.”……a scene where the titular ape turns around after a victory to give the audience “the finger” sums up the entire film.

Not to be confused with my own creation, The Big Ape.