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Imponderable #112: Michigan

11 Oct

October 11, 2013

It is getting harder and harder to deny it, ladies. All men are pervs. Anything and everything is an excuse to try to defile a woman. Even this blog is the world’s most pathetic excuse to get into a woman’s pants. “Hey, baby. I’m Mr. Blog. Wanna take a tepid ride?” Unless you guessed never, you’d be surprised how often that works.

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I have to be honest, I don’t quite see what happened here. (That’s a pun! Get it? He’s an optometrist and “I don’t quite see!” Hey Ladies, that the patented Mr. Blog humor right there. Now take off your top.)

But seriously, in addition to being a pervert, he must also be the world’s worst optometrist. The article says that he took the women to a room and fiddled his violin (I think that’s classier than saying he jerked off, don’t you?) “after he fitted the female with contact lenses.” Since the women couldn’t see what he was doing (one woman “got the feeling something wasn’t right”) the contacts must obviously have sucked.

“When you go to visit a professional office such as a doctor, the last thing you literally expect to see is this.” OK, true, but the women couldn’t see it! The contacts sucked! In addition to going to jail, the guy should also go back to medical school.

On the other hand, the good doctor may get off easy. The sheriff’s office is “encouraging other patients who may have witnessed inappropriate behavior” to come forward. I don’t think anyone will. They couldn’t see!

Or maybe he just had a really tiny penis.

Did this jerk off (HA! Another pun!) really expect to get away with this?
The question is Imponderable.

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Imponderable #66: Michigan

26 Oct

October 26, 2012

Tonight’s Imponderable is beautiful in its simplicity. Unlike many of the items the Imponderable has featured, this is one I wished I thought of myself.

I wonder what the American Restroom Association’s position is on this? I write about toilets all the time here at bmj2k.com. Just put “toilet” into the search bar atop the page and see what I mean. From tribal villagers who choose cell phones over toilets to little children who dream of commodes for Christmas I’ve covered it all. But for once, I am all aboard on one.

This is a great business model. The owner of the restaurant/arena/building gets free toilet paper, thus saving money. The advertisers pay based on the distribution, which is the same model that the free newspapers at your local grocery store use. It is a proven successful model. And probably likely to be more successful. While you can stroll past those freebie papers at the end of the checkout aisle, sitting in the bathroom stall you are a captive audience. And who doesn’t read on the toilet? While I certainly want to spend as little time as possible on a public toilet, there have been time when I would have been bored enough to read the toilet paper. Sure, I am always complaining about rampant advertising and the fact that it is getting impossible to avoid dumb ads, I think this is too perfect a marriage to object too.

And who would not want to wipe their ass with a picture of one of the guys running for President?

Why didn’t I come up with this idea?
The Question is Imponderable.

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