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Somebody Call The Language Cops

26 Aug

August 26, 2013

Just the other day, Allan Keyes and I were in a wedding shop in the heart of Chinatown. Yes, there is a story there. Anyway, after my second or third hour there (at least) I had to use the bathroom. Hey, my bladder can only hold so much bubble tea. Anyway, this sign was posted on the wall:

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I agree completely. Who needs to put up with that, whatever it is? I can only assume that this is what Mayor Bloomberg meant when he urged all New Yorkers to “speak grammar.”

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Imponderable #105: Across the USA

16 Aug

August 16, 2013

ugly medium

I’m not going to mince words- if you spend $520, or even $5.20, you are an idiot. Write me letters, I don’t care. This “medium” is an utter, utter fraud. How do I know? I am educated on this sort of thing. It isn’t hard, look into it yourself. Phony fraud mediums have used the same tactics for centuries. Add in the lies of “reality” television and you have PT Barnum’s dream come true.

Why would anyone pay money to see this?
The question is Imponderable, but the answer is obvious- dumb.

Wait! I’m having a PSYCHIC FLASH! Many of you are angry at me now. See? I’m psychic too.