Archive | April, 2011

Picture Postcard: Rock Video Girls Meet The Autons

21 Apr

April 21, 2011

I didn’t take this picture, it is another one from Forgotten NY but when I saw it my blood ran cold.

Oh no, this is more than just a picture of some half-naked mannequins, this is the beginning of the end. It is the beginning of a full-scale invasion, led by a washed up rock star allied with the Nestene Consciousness.

Remember Robert Palmer? Sure, he’s a has-been now but once upon a time he was the frontman for a pretty scary group of hot rock-video robots.

Now they’re back with one thought in mind: World domination. This isn’t the first time the Nestene have tried to take over the Earth with their store-dummy Autons, but fortunately they were beaten back.

Add in Robert Palmer and some partial mannequin nudity and I am very, very afraid.

We’re doomed.

I’d love to post a link that will play here but they are really fussy about it. Sorry. After the invasion you’ll see more than you can stand.

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Dr. Zaius’ Parenting Tips

20 Apr

April 20, 2011

Let me say upfront that I am not a parent so feel free to disregard my advice.

I saw this product in a catalogue today.

OK, I get that kids need to be kept safe from danger, like the calm shallow water in the first pic and the short shrubs in the second, but when you keep your kids in a cage like the one Taylor was kept in I can only say this:

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