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Hey, Have You Heard The News? Dewey Cox- er, George Steinbrenner Died.

13 Jul

July 13, 2010

Perhaps I am being insensitive. I awoke this morning to the not-particularly-surprising news that George Steinbrenner had died and all I could think of was this song from Walk Hard- The Dewey Cox Story:

Long Black Hearse
Clear Blue Sky
Preacher says his words
Grown Men Cry
Women start to faint
Dark Grey Sky
Simple Wooden Box
Preacher asks Why?

Hey, Have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox Died

Here in NY people are all over themselves. I’m not sure why. OK, I get that he bought, um, built the Yankees into a powerhouse, but the man himself?

Put him in the ground
Start to shovel dirt
Grown men turn away
Can’t bear the hurt
Fell Out of a tree
Landed on His head
Rushed him to a hospital
There pronounced dead

Hey, Have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox Died
No, Say it isn’t so, Dewey Cox Died!

He’s had a stroke a few years ago and was largely out of the spotlight these past years, only being trotted out for special occasions where he’d be propped up and repeatedly say “how ya doin’?” to people he knew or not. It was kind of sad.

Flowers Everywhere
Children Cry
Guitar on the ground
God himself asks why

People seem to forget he was one half of the famous “one’s a born liar and the other’s convicted” duo. (Billy Martin said it about Reggie Jackson and Steinbrenner. Steinbrenner was the convicted one.)

People seem to forget his arrogance, his temper, his tampering, Only the fact that the people he hired to run the Yankees were able to keep him in check made the Yankees a success. The team did the best when he was banned from the game.

Long Black Hearse
Clear Blue Sky
Preacher Says his Words
Grown Men Cry

The guy spent money, I’ll give him that.

Hey Have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox Died
Why?
Hey, Have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox Died
Today!

Of course, in my book, his biggest contribution to society was when he hired George Costanza as the Yankees traveling secretary.

ATTENTION BASEBALL FANS!

26 Jun

June 26, 2010

I am a Mets fan, and as any Mets fan can tell you, that statement comes with a varying degree of pride. I could go on about all the things that I and other fans feel is wrong with the organization at this time, but there is a greater issue. Mets owners Fred Wilpon and his son Jeff have done irreparable damage to the sport.

I am not referring to the ups and downs of the franchise, I am referring to the damage done to the lexicon by their very words.

The worst expression to come into common usage in regard to baseball is “meaningful games.” Fred Wilpon first brought it into use by saying that he wanted to “play meaningful games in September.” He didn’t say he wanted to “win,” he just wanted to “play.” I want my team to win the World Series. “Play meaningful games” means losing the division and winding up in second place on the very last day of the season. Sorry you didn’t win and get to the playoffs, but wasn’t it nice playing a meaningful game? No. The Mets did that twice. I was there and it sucked both times. You know what would have been great? Winning.

The Mets will be playing a series against the Florida Marlins in Puerto Rico next week, and newspaper reports say that many players who come from Puerto Rico are “looking forward to playing meaningful games in front of their friends and family.” Really? Wouldn’t they rather look forward to winning in front of their friends and family? When did people forget the point of the game?

This isn’t new from the Wilpons. The word “win,” in any form, has been conspicuously missing from their vocabulary for a very long time. They often talk about building a “competitive team.” A competitive team ends up in second place, three games back. Tough break not making the post-season, but don’t you feel good that you were competitive? No. I feel lousy that my team lost.

At the start of the season, teams raise the World Series banner, the League banner, and even the Wild Card banner. I have yet to see a team raise the “Competitive” banner.

Not long ago the Mets fell out of first place in one of the most epic collapses ever, losing a seven game lead with seventeen games left to play. Until the very last day, every game was “meaningful,” the division was “competitive,” but at the end of the last game of the season they stood on the field watching another team celebrate. How did that feel?

Fred Wilpon has said that he made “competitive” offers to free agents. Those agents have not come to the Mets. Perhaps, instead of a  “competitive” offer, he had made a “better” offer, those players may have come here. Instead of a competitive offer, I’d prefer a winning offer.

“Meaningful” and “competitive” are important words in Little League. They are important in high school competition. Someone needs to tell the Wilpons that they are in the Major Leagues, where the only standard is winning and fans pay good money for it.

All of us, let’s get the phrases “competitive” and “meaningful games” out of our vocabulary. Let’s bring back winning.

This is what "meaningful games" feels like.