Archive | May, 2011

“Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot.” Kinda stupid too.

27 May

May 27, 2011

“Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot.”- Batman

“It was murder, Sam!”- Quincy M.D.

Tonight we are not dealing with arch-criminals. No Happy Face Killers, no Nazis hiding out in Argentina, not even a Shropshire Slasher. Tonight we deal with some lesser lights of the murder fraternity. Oh, they are no less dangerous, just a whole lot dumber.

You may be wondering about this man’s lawyer. (I am wondering about what lawyer takes a case like this to begin with, but I guess that is why America holds attorneys in such high regard.)

The prosecutors, Vince Paciera and Jackie Maloney, argued he faked his illnesses.

Doyle testified against the advice of his attorneys and said he had no remorse for what he did to Lee. He said he had no sympathy for her or her family. And he lashed out at the jury.

“I hate every last one of you, especially him right there,” he said pointing to a man on the panel. “I wish I could cut his head off.”

At another point in his testimony, he said, “If I had an AK-47 (assault rifle), I’d kill every last one of you.”

The jury of three men and nine women deliberated just under two hours.

What took them so long?

This guy is so high tech he even tracked his ex-girlfriend with a hidden GPS device. He harassed her via email and as you might expect, he met her on an online dating site.

(Please do not confuse this man with the Russian composer of the same name.)

A bit of ‘net searching came across this:

Online dating is an increasingly popular way to meet people, and many Americans even end up finding true love and getting married to someone that they met online. Still, any online activity carries a little risk due to the anonymous nature of web interactions. Therefore, it is important to know what to expect during your foray into the Internet’s various dating sites and personals forums.

1.40 million Americans say that they use at least one online dating service.
2.10 percent of all accounts on free online dating sites are spammers, ‘bots, or scam artists.
3.Profiles with photos get over twice as many responses.
4.Online dating is an increasingly popular way to meet your future spouse.
5.Canadians are more active in online dating communities than any other nationality. (I swear that is only a coincidence and I am in no way attacking Canada. Though if I did I could probably take them 2 out of 3.)
6.People over 45 are increasingly turning to the internet to find a partner.

“A little risk?” Nowhere on that list does it say that you may end up murdered.

And that leads us to

He used PayPal? Really? And how about the website owner? Is there no honor among thieves?

Pawn Queens Got Pwned.

26 May

May 26, 2011

Ever see Pawn Queens? It is yet another variation on Pawn Stars. Technically it is a third-gen rip-off. The first rip-off was Hardcore Pawn, about a lowlife Detroit pawn shop. Next was Old Pawn, whose real name is, I think, What the Sell?, (but it doesn’t really matter since it looks like it was cancelled) which starred some grandmothers running a pawn shop. Now there is Pawn Queens, about a female-focused pawn shop. Yes, they cater to women, and in the episode I saw they proved it by buying a hairdryer.

Blond, cute and busty they may be but smart they are not. (But hey, if they have the first three the fourth isn’t so important if you are a TV executive. Or a regular guy either, right?)

A woman came in with a copy of Spider-Woman #1 she found in her attic. Asking price: $200.

One of the women said she had to buy it because “there aren’t a lot of female superheroes.”

The list of female superheroes on wikipedia runs twelve pages.

It includes some even the Pawn Queens may have heard of: Wonder Woman, Batgirl, Supergirl, She-Hulk, Invisible Woman, Storm of the X-Men, Black Canary, etc etc etc.

So I was curious how much they would pay. Comic books have an industry standard grading system and a universally accepted price guide. This should be a piece of cake. A couple of clicks on the computer should end this easily.

I did just that. There are hundreds of sites I could have used, from the Overstreet Price Guide site to eBay to see what similar copies sell for. I went to mycomicshop.com for no other reason than I have used them before. In less than 30 seconds this is what I found:

This is no $200 comic. Now remember, those are the prices it sells for, so to make a profit the pawn shop has to pay less than these amounts.

In near-mint 9.4 condition it sells for $22. The comic they were buying was good but not near-mint. In Very-fine 9.0 it drops to less than $10, and in the condition I think the issue was in, a very generous very-fine 8.0 it sells for $4.40. So in order to make money they have to buy it for about a buck and hope to make $3. Not a way to make it in the pawn business.

The pawn woman was impressed because the comic was a “first edition.” Comic books come into pawn shops constantly. Someone in the business should know the terminology. Yes, technically, that is a first edition, but no one would ever call it anything but a first issue. (An exception would be a prized Action Comics #1, for example.)

The guy who worked for her saw the 35 cent price tag and said (with some imagined authority) “that makes this from the 1980’s.” No. As you can see from the chart, it is from 1978. And an even easier way of knowing would have been to open to the front page and see the date printed on the bottom. Every comic has an indicia that includes the date of publication. Modern comics may have it on the last page but for decades it was on the first page and anyone in the pawn shop business should know where to find the date.

They offered the woman $5, already too much, she countered with $40, and they settled for $15. The comic is worth less than $5 so they just lost $10 on that transaction.

Any pawn shop that doesn’t know anything as simple as how to price a comic book deserves to go out of business.

But don’t feel bad, the pawn queen is sure she can sell it because “maybe we can put it in a frame.”

Yeah.