Maybe He Was Delivering a Stocking Stuffer?

18 Dec

December 18, 2010

Cue the thumping baseline.
Dateline- a thirteen year-old’s fantasy

Naked Mailman Made Unwanted Delivery To Milwaukee Woman

Do you need the rest of the story?

All this story needed is for the mailman to
A- have a thick mustache
and
B- deliver pizza instead of mail

This illustrious civil servant now joins the ranks of our most honored public employees:

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3 Responses to “Maybe He Was Delivering a Stocking Stuffer?”

  1. Jake's avatar
    Jake December 18, 2010 at 6:23 pm #

    Great…. Another fantastic story from my hometown…

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      bmj2k December 19, 2010 at 12:54 am #

      But you have the Fonz!

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      • Jake's avatar
        Jake December 21, 2010 at 10:38 am #

        Don’t forget Orson Welles and Gene Wilder!

        …and Jeffery Dahmer, and Ed Gein… Blast.

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