April 8, 2010
Jesse James cheated on his wife with strippers. I don’t get it. From all the pictures I have seen, they were the lowest and skankiest thugly women he could find. And he was married to Sandra Bullock! I don’t get it. (If there are two women in Hollywood I love, it is Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Anniston.)
Anyway, this is no Tiger Woods mess. Jesse is already a bad boy with a bad boy image. Here is what I think he should do now:
Embrace the scandal.
Yep, make it yours, Jesse. Dive in head first. You’re banging strippers, you’re making sex tapes, you’re into porn. Start a porn company! Jesse James Productions! XXX films, Jesse James Lubricating Jelly, sex toys. Endorse a whole line of Jesse James Brand Bondage outfits.
No one has done it before. Don’t ask for the public’s forgiveness, ask for their pornocash!
He can do it. He can pull it off.
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