from January 29, 2008
Most of you are familiar with the NY State Regent’s Exams so I will not go into it in much detail. The students are required to write four essays and do some multiple choice questions. What follows is unaltered and unedited. It is simply the best Regent’s Exam ever! (Liz, back me up on this or no one will believe me!)
I came to new york few years ago. I am learning english now. I don’t have kids or wife because I am 17 year old. I like to use computer a lot and listen to MP3. One month ago I ask my brother for MP3 and he hide it. I say please brother and he no give it to me. Then he came to me and say give my mp3 player back. I say I no say please to no body in my life, then after 1 week I gave him his mp3 player back. You are cute or beautiful person. Please pass me because I no speak english. Please. I forgot to study. I will study next time. I am beging u. please me this test. Please.
Me no english.
Thank u for marking me passing this test. I will pray for you now. I don’t usually tell this to people. I am a prophet. I will pray a lot for you.
That was essay one. This is what he wrote for each of the remaining three:
I no speak english. Please pass me this test. I am prophet and I will pray for who ever is helping me pass this test.
What else could I do? Sixes across the board! YES! A prophet is praying for me! Who cares if an Islamic prophet is praying for this Jew? I have been blessed!
But seriously, this kid came on both days. Yes, after the tragedy that was day one he came back for day two. And his multiple choice answers, which should have been numbered “1,” “2,” etc, were lettered “A,”” “B'” “C,”” and so on.
BTW- this kid speaks very good English.
Final Score: 01.
Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
Can I take the test, please? I worship the Moon, I will pray for you.
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YOU PASSED!
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COOL! Thanks 😀
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