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All the News I See Fit to Print

2 Dec

December 2, 2010

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STUPID NEWS PLAGUES COUNTRY

Mr. Blog to Mock Headlines Nationwide

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NATIONAL NEWS

Slackers around the nation rejoiced as they discovered that they could have a secure government job looking at naked pictures and feeling up hot women.

Seriously, this is who we are entrusting our country’s security to- pot-smokers with the munchies?___________________________________________________________________________________________

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Officially, Facebook also owns the words “faceplant,” “facepaint,” and “shitfaced.” When contacted for a comment, Supreme court Justice Fred “Elena Kagan” Flintstone cited the legal precedent of WCW Wrestling’s Ahmed Johnson vs. Booker T:

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This is all it takes to be famous in America- massive, morbid obesity. I’m looking at you John Pinette, Louie Anderson, and Kirstie Alley.
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INTERNATIONAL NEWS

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PEOPLE IN THE NEWS

DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

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SPORTS

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BREAKING NEWS FROM TWITTER: THE McRIB IS BACK!

15 Oct

October 15, 2010

Finally, I have found a use for Twitter!

 I am not sure who would follow the McDonald’s Twitter feed, but I’m glad someone does because this news just broke:

THE McRIB IS BACK NATIONWIDE ON NOVEMBER 2nd!

November 2nd has just become the country’s most important day of the year! THE McRIB IS BACK!
(Oh, it is also some election day thingy too or something.)

From the Wall Street Journal:

Tell your friends! Alert the media! For the first time in sixteen years! the McRib is back nationwide, but only for a limited time! Get on line! Save me a spot!

On the other hand, the last time I  had a McRib I didn’t like it very much and it made me violently ill.

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