Spotlight: IDENTITIES by T.E. Stazyk

22 May

May 22, 2013

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Some time ago, I came to grips with the realization that I am a writer, not an author. There is nothing wrong with being a writer, and during the time I’ve been doing Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride I’ve made the acquaintance of many fine and successful writers, many of whom I admire greatly. But authors? I’ve met far fewer, and generally less successful. The jump from writer to author (and in fact the jump before that, from writer to Writer- writers know what I mean) is somewhere in the neighborhood of Evel Knievel-level difficulty.

Enter T.E. Stazyk. Author.

You may recognize his name from the comments he is gracious enough to occasionally post here from time to time. But you may not know (you would if you read his blog) that he lives in New Zealand, where he owns a farm, and before that lived in Japan, and originally hails from The United States.

But why listen to me?

I have always been interested in books and literature and writing and in fact, I started off as an English major in college as I wanted to teach English literature. But it wasn’t long before I realized that getting a job after college wouldn’t be too easy and that something a little more practical would be a good idea. 

My father was an accountant and computer science was becoming big, so I switched courses and became and accounting and computer science major. On graduating I started working with an accounting firm but the idea of writing was always in the back of my mind. 

After almost 30 years in the auditing profession, I decided it was time to do something else and to do something about my writing ambitions so I took early retirement.  We were living in Japan at that time and as my wife is from New Zealand we decided to move to NZ.

In 2001 we moved to Auckland and I enrolled at the University of Auckland. I did a Masters degree in English Literature and then continued my studies with additional courses in Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Polish and Russian literature.

I had a short story published in 2002 and over the years have written several stories and two other (as yet unpublished) novels. 

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I think that is a story right there, but what he wrote was a work of fiction, albeit one that seems all too real.

Identities.

It makes for a great B-grade science fiction movie.  A giant, nameless, faceless organism comes to Earth and begins to multiply.  Nothing can stop its inexorable growth and prevent it from achieving its goal of world domination.  Not only that, its job is made a lot easier because of some sort of mind control mechanism that makes people want to feed its growth and help it take over.

In the hands of a writer like me, the plot would be exactly that, a B-grade sci-fi tale that would appeal to me and a couple of others. But in the hands of an author like T. E. Stazyk it is something more.

Actually, it’s not science fiction.  It is a simplified description of the mechanism of global capitalism since the 1980s.

Growth became the measure of success.  It became the end rather than the means.  It didn’t matter if a company sold a lousy product; or an unsafe one, or destroyed valuable resources or exploited local populations in making its products.  As long as it did more of whatever it was doing it was considered good.

Whether from the expectation that they have to behave a certain way in order to succeed, or whether they have to behave as if they have succeeded, the world became populated by people who have created an identity that they want to present to the outside world.

But a lot of other people got in trouble.  Usually the innocent bystanders who had pensions and 401(k)s and things like that which got wiped out when the stock market realized what was going on.

Interested? Sound good? I hope so, but don’t let me sway you, let Kirkus Reviews do it for me.

IDENTITIES

By T.E. Stazyk (Author)

A management consultant jousts with the loonier aspects of American capitalism in Stazyk’s canny debut satire of the corporate world.

After Dave Locke is booted from the presidency of a technology corporation following a merger, he’s relieved to land a partnership at tony Quantum Consulting. Unfortunately, this avowed bastion of best business practices turns out to be filled with nincompoops. The partners are obsessed with status and extreme-sports exploits; the management committee signs off on Dave’s plans if he sprinkles them with the buzz phrase “world-class”; and clients are given the hard sell on outsourcing and layoffs, no matter what the long-term costs. (Alas, their clients are only too happy to pillage their own firms; one CEO wants to relocate his conglomerate to Panama for tax purposes.) As a deep recession takes hold, Dave picks his way through a minefield of office politics and callous management theories. Meanwhile, his sons—Alex, a would-be actor who doesn’t want to be defined by his career, and Jim, a workaholic investment banker—debate the spiritual pitfalls of capitalism. Stazyk’s cutting, funny tale furnishes plenty of Dilbertesque office gags and colorful characters, including an Indian swami who turns his spiritual aura into a publicly traded corporation. The novel’s greatest creation may be Jim’s girlfriend, Jennifer, a frenzied Wall Streeter whose fussbudget consumerism reflects her hollow soul. Stazyk has written a novel that treats business as an important and absorbing subject; the author knows the terrain well and his naturalistic prose and dialogue has a nuanced subtlety that rings true. When Dave deploys his infighting skills against boardroom boobs and tyrants, his conviction that business can be both profitable and ethical starts to seem like a believable bottom line.

An entertaining, covertly insightful satire.

Pub Date: Oct. 17th, 2012

ISBN: 978-1468146851

Page count: 366pp

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My Review of The Place Beyond the Pines

21 May

May 21, 2013

WHAT IS The Place Beyond the Pines?
WHERE IS The Place Beyond the Pines?
WHO KNOWS THE SHOCKING SECRET OF The Place Beyond the Pines?

NO ONE will be admitted after the film has begun to protect the MYSTERY OF The Place Beyond the Pines!

THRILLS!
CHILLS!
SUSPENSE!

SEE IT NOW!

Wow, not only did they know how to make movies back in the 50’s, they knew how to sell them too. William Castle would be proud.

Unfortunately, the film I saw had no mystery or suspense, other than when would it end? I am warning you upfront; the film is nearly 2 and a half hours long, which is at least 45 minutes way, way too much. It also has at least three false endings, points at which you are sure the movie is ending, praying the movie is ending, and doomed to be disappointed because the movie just plods on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… and on and on and on etc etc snooze snore.

The film stars Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendez, and Bradley Cooper. You really need to write this down- Bradley Cooper is in this film. Write it down so you won’t forget it like I did. Honesty, Bradley Cooper does not show up until about an hour into the film, right at false ending number one.

Normally, right around this point, after a couple of spoilers- like Ryan Gosling’s character dies, and Bradley Cooper is the one that kills him- I’d warn you that this review might contain spoilers and leave it up to you to continue. But not this time. If you are considering seeing The Place Beyond the Pines and you don’t see it because I have spoiled it for you, then I have done my job.

Ryan Gosling plays a circus performer named Handsome Luke (his team is The Heartthrobs) and he has way more, and way worse, tattoos than a guy named “Handsome” would reasonably be expected to have. He is covered with some of the worst ink seen on the screen since some of those racist World War Two cartoons. His eye appears to be weeping a knife.

He rides a motorcycle inside a metal globe with his team, not a stable career to be sure. One night Eva Mendes, whom the film intentionally has wear tight tops without a bra, shows up and says “Remember me?”

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Gosling says “yeah.”

He then gives her a ride home without either of them saying a word.

Long story short. And I do mean long, about a year ago the two of them hooked and hope, unknown to Handsome But Not Too Sharp Luke, she had his baby. At this point I am compelled to tell you that Luke owns exactly two t-shirts. One is filthy sleeveless Metallica shirt, the other is a disgusting white t-shirt full of more holes than Luke has brain cells. Compounding the problem is that Luke insists on wearing it inside out. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

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Anyway, to save time, since there is A WHOLE LOT MORE to go, I am going to bullet some of the main points at this junction of the film.

  • Luke wants to be a family with Eva and Baby Handsome Luke
  • Eva wants no part of him
  • Eva is not the name of Eva Mendes’ character but it is a lot easier for me this way
  • Eva is shacking up with a new guy, who is black. I mention this only because it will become a teensy tiny plot point about sixteen hours from now.
  • Handsome Luke quits his job at the circus, determined to earn money and win back his family

That last point is noble and touching and completely undermined when he says “screw this, let’s rob banks instead.”

Handsome Luke becomes the moto-bandit and robs banks, getting away on his motorcycle. It all goes pretty well until he can’t make a getaway and a police officer chases him on foot into someone’s house.

“Hey, isn’t that cop Bradley Cooper? Yeah, I was starting to think he wasn’t in this film at all.” Turns out that yes, Bradley cooper is in the film and yes, as I said before (so this is not a spoiler) he shoots and kills Handsome Luke.

End of movie

PSYCHE!

Because now the movie is about Bradley Cooper, ROOKIE HERO COP, parlaying his fame into becoming the NEW YORK STATE ATTORNEY GENERAL.

Yes, really. No, seriously, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!

Bullet point time.

  • Unbeknownst to all but the audience, Bradley Cooper shot Handsome Luke first, not in self-defense as he claims. Don’t worry, this has ZERO to do with the rest of the film.
  • He becomes involved with crooked cops.
  • One of the crooked cops is played by Ray Liotta, making late career resurgence by playing a crooked cop or a gangster in three movies out or about to come out soon.
  • Cooper makes a ton of enemies by turning on his fellow cops and blackmailing the DA into giving him a job. Don’t worry, this has ZERO to do with the rest of the film.
  • Cooper becomes a hero and crime fighting District Attorney.

The screen fades to black.

Happy ending, good came from bad, I can get up and get out of the theater.

PSYCHE!

Because the film, which had faded to black, faded back in with “15 years later.”

DAMN!

The film is now about Bradley Cooper’s total a-hole son, who is about as stupid as your average pizza pie but less interesting to see onscreen. As you might imagine, if you are still awake in the theater, the kid hooks up with Baby Handsome Luke, now all grown up and pretty much a jerk himself.

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Long (see? Told you this was a long one) story short, Baby Huey Handsome finds out who Pizza Boy’s father is and tries to kill both father and son, but doesn’t, and then buys a motorcycle and rides off into the sunset.

The end.

For real.

Want some bullet points?

Please don’t make me.

And the point of it all?

I have no idea.

And never was a single word said about pines.