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Imponderable #50: Monument Colorado

15 Jun

June 15, 2012

The Imponderable has turned 50. That in itself is Imponderable. The series began with a story about a woman who suddenly developed a British accent after dental surgery and was quickly followed up by an assault with an animal carcass and Vatican relics found in a trailer home in middle America. No less than three people were flattened by steamrollers and from London, a lawyer invoked self-defense in a case of public urination. We saw bad puns by lawyers at their clients’ expense, a boy who loved his toilet, and Japanese scientists who developed a way to scan people’s butts.

It has been interesting to say the least. So there had to be something special for #50 and as always, the news media came through.

Wow. “We have that bathroom problem again.” Is nothing safe any more?

“Problem”? This is more than a mere “problem.” Guy’s junk got scalded when a jet of steam shot out the urinal he was using. Ouch! Talk about getting hurt right where you live. I can’t imagine the Arby’s plumbing nightmare that caused that guy’s nightmare with his plumbing. How could it the restaurant’s pipes be that screwed up?

Clearly this guy is in line for a huge settlement, but would you want to go through what he did for a few thousand dollars? Although I have no clue what his “financial losses” might have been, unless he was a porno actor, the guy is definitely entitled to a boatload of cash.

He is also putting a price tag on the value of sex with his wife. That is either an insult or a compliment to her, I am not sure which.

How could a jet pf steam shoot out of a urinal and scald a man’s junk?

The question is Imponderable.

Imponderable #48: Dongyang China

1 Jun

June 1, 2012

I warn you, this may be too gross for some of my readers.

Far be it from me to meddle in the affairs of other nations, but damn China! What’s up with that????

There is a lot to talk about here, but they gather the “discharge” from the toilets of local schools? I don’t know about China, but have you ever seen a public school toilet? I have. No way would you want to boil an egg in anything that came out of there.

Of course, there are some real benefits from drinking, er, discharge. From wikipedia which I swear is just gross: Urine was used in several ancient cultures for various health, healing, and cosmetic purposes, practices which are still used by some people of these cultures today. In Western culture, these practices are known as urine therapy, a form of alternative medicine.

There are also no real drawbacks: Consuming one’s own urine (or the urine of a healthy person, if participating in urolagnia involving urophagia) is relatively low in risk.

Of course the biggest drawback is that it is just totally disgusting.

On the other hand, if they videotape it they may just be on to something:

WARNING: THIS GETS EVEN GROSSER
(Saarah, if you have read this far please leave now.)

2 Girls 1 Cup is the unofficial nickname of the trailer for Hungry Bitches, a 2007 Brazilian scat-fetish pornographic film produced by MFX Media. The trailer features two women conducting themselves in fetishistic intimate relations, including defecating into a cup, taking turns ostensibly consuming the excrement, and vomiting it into each other’s mouths. “Lovers Theme” by Hervé Roy, from the movie Delusions of Grandeur, plays throughout.

This one-minute preview is a viral video that became a well-known Internet meme in itself, and for the reactions its graphic content elicited from viewers who have not seen such films before.Around mid-October 2007, video sites such as YouTube were flooded with videos depicting others’ reactions to watching the video for the first time. Many other reaction videos have now appeared for similarly shocking and extreme videos.

And no, I am not posting a link. This is not the Late Night Movie House of Crap, Literally.

Why would people be so into drinking pee?

The question is Imponderable. To me, anyway.