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Late Night Movie House of Crap: Justice League of Pornstar Heroes (NSFW)

10 Jan

January 10, 2012

 I generally don’t consider pornography a fitting topic for this blog. While in some ways pornography and porn stars are moving closer and closer to mainstream, I still maintain a few standards and that’s the reason for the warnings at the top of this post. You’ve been warned.

While pornography isn’t a fitting topic for Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride, comic books most certainly are. This blog has a regular Saturday weekly comic feature and comic books and characters form a significant part of the content here. So it was hard to ignore the following adult movie when it got so much press both in comic book and mainstream circles.

The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes

Marvel is cranking out films left and right and gearing up for The Avengers while Warner Brothers/DC can’t make a decent Superman film and Green Lantern was dead on arrival. The Batman franchise is a winner but it is also coming to an end. So in the absence of a real Justice League movie I present to you the trailer for and publicity stills from the Justice League porno movie.

The trailer is clean and shows no nudity but think twice before viewing it at work.

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The Saturday Comics: Sam Spade

7 Jan

January 7, 2011

This one hurts because of all the wasted potential.

Sam Spade is probably best known as the hard boiled detective played by Humphry Bogart in The Maltese Falcon. Created by Dashiell Hammett in 1930, the character has since taken on a life of his own. He is the epitome of the tough-talking detective.

Here’s how Dashiell Hammett described Spade:

Spade has no original. He is a dream man in the sense that he is what most of the private detectives I worked with would like to have been and in their cockier moments thought they approached. For your private detective does not — or did not ten years ago when he was my colleague — want to be an erudite solver of riddles in the Sherlock Holmes manner; he wants to be a hard and shifty fellow, able to take care of himself in any situation, able to get the best of anybody he comes in contact with, whether criminal, innocent by-stander or client.

Wouldn’t he have made an amazing comic book character? Sadly, all we have are these ads, which really only show that Sam Spade knows more about hair care than you might expect.

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