Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride

February 8, 2014

Darkseid is DC’s biggest baddie. At least he was until the New 52. It seems like anything goes around the DC Universe now. Is Darkseid a little girl now? Does he even still exist? Maybe G’Nort is the big bad guy of the DCU.

Anyway, for a guy who rules a whole planet and shoots killer beams out of his eyes, Darkseid sure seems lazy. Take a look at all these images of Darkseid lazing around in a comfy chair or spread out on a soft sofa. This the guy who enslaved the Legion of Super Heroes? Seriously?

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And while were making fun of him, here’s Darkseid about to get his ass kicked by a couple of guys from Subway.

And lastly, here’s Darkseid working part time at McDonald’s.

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