I’ve Seen That Hamburglar Before

9 May

May 9, 2015

McDonald’s, in an attempt to become hip and adult, unveiled the newest version of its children’s cartoon character, the Hamburglar.

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                                    Nope, nothing creepy here, move along.

Wait, a minute, I know him! I know who that is! Alert Mayor McCheese! Wake up Officer Big Mac! I am about to blow the lid off of this! Get my reward ready!

The new Hamburglar is the WWE’s own Repo Man!

Believe it or not, this man was once part of Demolition

                                Believe it or not, this man was once part of Demolition

However, Grimace remains at large.

 

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9 Responses to “I’ve Seen That Hamburglar Before”

  1. zathra May 9, 2015 at 2:42 am #

    I wouldn’t let him anywhere NEAR a playground. Too creepy.

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    • bmj2k May 9, 2015 at 8:42 am #

      Agreed. I don’t kmow what they’re going for.

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      • zathra May 9, 2015 at 9:17 am #

        They should’ve just looked for someone with a resemblance to Ted Bundy or John Wayn Gacey, gaah…..

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        • bmj2k May 9, 2015 at 9:27 am #

          Tonight on To Catch a Predator…

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  2. Matt Cowan May 9, 2015 at 9:11 am #

    You’re going to be rolling in reward money! ….Or French fries. I’m not sure what they were offering.

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    • bmj2k May 9, 2015 at 9:26 am #

      1/2 price McNuggets and a meet and greet with two of the fry guys, I think.

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  3. Matt Cowan May 9, 2015 at 10:19 am #

    Well, you did such a good job breaking this case, I ‘d like to hire you to solve the biggest mystery in all McDonaldland. What is Grimace supposed to be?

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    • bmj2k May 9, 2015 at 1:36 pm #

      According to Wikipedia, he is “the embodiment of a milkshake” and originally was evil. He had 2 sets of arms and tried to steal milkshakes. They actually called him “Evil Grimace.” I wish I was making that up.

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      • Matt Cowan May 9, 2015 at 1:39 pm #

        I guess that explains why his name is Grimace, which is exactly what I do anytime someone suggests eating at McDonalds.

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