Fights I Want To See (In Which I Am Mean To Old Men)

19 Jan

January 19, 2014

Real or virtual, these are the battles I want to see.

1- TOM CARVEL vs. ORVILLE REDENBACHER

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2- COLONEL SANDERS vs. FRANK PERDUE

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Undercard

 

3- MARIO PERILLO vs. “DON FIBERAMA”

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Get to it America!

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6 Responses to “Fights I Want To See (In Which I Am Mean To Old Men)”

  1. zathra January 19, 2014 at 1:52 am #

    Virtual Jack LaLane vs. virtual Walt Disney ?
    Jack LaLane was so fit & healthy that he’ll probably be in good shape 15 years from now.
    Walt Disney is cremated – Never mind.

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  2. Mitzi Perdue January 20, 2014 at 9:33 am #

    What a totally fun concept you came up with! BTW, Frank Perdue would have won, I’m sure. He was totally into fitness and exercised pretty much every day of his life.

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    • bmj2k January 20, 2014 at 12:03 pm #

      As Frank said, it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

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      • zathra January 20, 2014 at 12:17 pm #

        Older Dennis Rodman vs older ( geriatric ) Prince, or maybe Little Richard.

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        • bmj2k January 20, 2014 at 12:31 pm #

          Little Richard vs Prince vs Al Sharpton cage match.

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          • zathra January 20, 2014 at 12:38 pm #

            Older Michael Jordan vs. older Shaq to see who still has game. It’s a toss – up, ends in a tie.

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