Top Ten Bad Books for Children

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July 18, 2012

Top Ten Bad Books for Children

 The Cat in the Hat Comes Back With a Gat

 

 

 

 

  She’s Having an Abortion, Charlie Brown

 

 

 

 

 

The Babysitter’s Club #83: Lucy and the Bad Touch

 

 

Where the Wild Things Eat You Alive

 

 

 

 Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of John Wayne Gacy

 

 

 

 

 Are You There Satan? It’s Me, Margaret

 

 

 

 

 Ramona and Beezus and the Man in the Leather Mask

 

 

 

 

 The Death of Barbar

 

 

 The Dirty Diary of a Wimpy Kid

 

 

 

 

 Dora the Explorer Hits Puberty

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16 Responses to “Top Ten Bad Books for Children”

  1. pennycoho July 18, 2012 at 12:10 am #

    Well yeah, but now I want to read them!

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  2. zathra July 18, 2012 at 8:38 am #

    Yea, thou didst indeed giveth me a much needed laugh to start my morn.
    Your Obedient – Zathra ( AKA Daniel )

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  3. zathra July 18, 2012 at 8:44 am #

    I seriously needed a laugh after messing about with this cranky computer since 12:00. Thanks !

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    • bmj2k July 18, 2012 at 9:06 am #

      That’s what I’m here for.

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      • zathra July 18, 2012 at 9:11 am #

        You’re welcome ! Now – The fat guy with a hamburger should be in a book. He meets a bunch of vegetarians.

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        • bmj2k July 18, 2012 at 9:44 am #

          I am honestly laughing thinking about that.

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          • zathra July 18, 2012 at 9:47 am #

            Or he meets a bunch of vegans. They’re more fanatical.

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          • zathra July 18, 2012 at 10:27 am #

            Harry Potter meets the Hairy Pothead.
            Doctor Who’s Tardis is Raided & He Faces Litigation by His Former Female Companions.

            Stewie Griffin – Son of The Master ( Harold Saxon ) !
            Think they’d sell ?

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  4. bmj2k July 18, 2012 at 9:32 am #

    I didn’t realize that the ceator of Encyclopedia Brown just died

    Not much of a tribute, huh?

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    • zathra July 18, 2012 at 9:45 am #

      The only kid’s book I’m knowledgeable of is Harry Potter, & that only marginally. Encyclopedia Brown rings no bells, really.

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      • bmj2k July 18, 2012 at 10:12 am #

        He’s a genius boy detective. Loved the series.

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        • zathra July 18, 2012 at 10:21 am #

          Just never got into it. I loved the Hardy Boys & even a few Nancy Drew Adventures. Wish I still had ’em.

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          • bmj2k July 18, 2012 at 11:15 am #

            Me too. I sold a nearly complete set on eBay a few years ago.

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            • zathra July 18, 2012 at 11:22 am #

              At least you got something for them. Most books from my youth were gathering dust / mold / silverfish / cobwebs, etc. in my garage 5 + years ago. & a copy of the adventures of Tom Corbett, Space Cadet.

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  5. Babysitters August 3, 2012 at 6:35 am #

    If these are bad books then why these are for children’s ??

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