Imponderable #51: Mike Tyson on Broadway

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June 22, 2012

Yes, you read that right. Mike Tyson on Broadway. In a one man show!

Yep, the ear-biting, face-tatooed, illiterate powder keg is going to star on Broadway.

I am not making this up!

Look, there’s more:

Mike Tyson alone on stage for 90 minutes? I give it 90 seconds until he flies into the crowd to attack somebody in the fifth row with a ringing cell phone.

How long will it be before Mike forgets why he is there and just starts rambling about tigers and George Foreman?

The question is Imponderable.

I could go on, but this one speaks for itself.

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5 Responses to “Imponderable #51: Mike Tyson on Broadway”

  1. Thomas Stazyk June 22, 2012 at 4:33 am #

    Please keep an eye out for the reviews and share with us what the critics say. The related imponderable is who would pay money for this?

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    • bmj2k June 22, 2012 at 6:01 am #

      I guess there is a strong freak factor that would draw people in.

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      • zathra June 22, 2012 at 6:31 am #

        The opening act is a poetic reaing by Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa !! There are SO many jokes about boxers & formers that I could make here, none of them overly tasteful or tasteful. 😉

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        • Thomas Stazyk June 22, 2012 at 4:03 pm #

          And I was so hoping he was going to do Shakespeare soliloquies!

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          • zathra June 22, 2012 at 4:18 pm #

            Stallone was going to read selections from ” A Tale of Two Cities “, I think. I think he’d do better reading King Leonidas’ lines from ” 300 “.

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