The Tepid Zombie’s Top Five Monsters That Should Be More Popular

14 Jun

June 14, 2012

4 Responses to “The Tepid Zombie’s Top Five Monsters That Should Be More Popular”

  1. bmj2k June 14, 2012 at 12:48 am #


    1- The Tepid Zombie blogs are what this blog would be like if written by a zombie after the zombie apocalypse.
    2- There are six or seven of them, happy hunting. HINT: Check the index or do a search.
    3- This is Mr. Blog’s 900th post.
    4- 900! Can you believe that?
    5- No.
    6- But its true.


  2. zathra June 14, 2012 at 1:18 am #

    The zombie sounds like Bizarro from the classic Superman comics.

    Other monster ideas – The Gaga. Zombie Lady Gaga. Cyber – Lady Gaga ( Either a Terminator or a relative of the Cybermen )
    Kenny from South Park as Jason. Miley Cyrus as the robot ” Maria ” from Fritz Lang’s ” Metropolis “. ( She wasn’t a proper monster, but still, she attempted to charm people into revolting )


    • bmj2k June 14, 2012 at 1:41 am #

      Lady Gaga isn’t already a monster?

      And yeah, I wrote The Zombie a little stupider and less grammatical than in the past. But what do you expect? His brain is decaying. Before he died he was a pretty sharp accountant.


      • zathra June 14, 2012 at 2:02 am #

        Lady Gaga is a malevolent alien who wants to make all of humanity over in her image ( Cyborg / alien / Replicator, something ), after that we start devoting ourselves to spreading her poison out into space.

        Does the zombie still do people’s tax returns in April ? If he did, I would imagine his clients wouldn’t be happy with his garbled results.

        Think of this potential monster : Steroid – necks ( known in Canada as Stroisers ). Years of steroid abuse & genetic manipulation ( intermarriage ) creates a species of early unkillable hillbilly. Like in the ” Wrong Turn ” movies. 😉 It’s PC for me to say this since I live in the South. 😀


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