Top Ten Things Found in Osama Bin Laden’s Computer

6 May

May 6, 2011

The CIA has gotten a treasure trove of information from computers captured in the raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound. Among the intelligence and documents were some surprising finds. 

  • Rebecca Black’s Friday video
  • Rejection letter for romance novel, The Bashful Nurse and the Jihadist
  • Six months of emails back and forth with Charlie Sheen
  • Low fat blueberry muffin recipes
  • Sensitive beheading poetry
  • Hundreds of photos of Ryan Seacrest
  • Letter of support to Paul Teutul Sr.
  • Online dating profile (Likes: long walks in the park. Hates: Infidel Western Imperialist dogs)
  • Threatening letter to DC Comics telling them to have Superman give up US citizenship “or else”
  • Next week’s posts for Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride

7 Responses to “Top Ten Things Found in Osama Bin Laden’s Computer”

  1. Thomas Stazyk May 6, 2011 at 1:47 am #

    Hi, got back this morning and just catching up. I like your list. I think they also found a memory stick with some conflicted but erotic poetry about Ann Coulter.

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    • bmj2k May 6, 2011 at 3:32 am #

      Hey, look who’s back! Looking forward to reading about your trip!

      In addition to the Ann Coulter poetry there were two odes to Condoleeza Rice and a lot of confused rambling about the McRib.

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  2. Allen Keyes May 7, 2011 at 12:00 am #

    Hey, I’m back from the gutter! And I bought somebody with me!

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    • bmj2k May 7, 2011 at 12:40 am #

      Now after the recent spam battle you may be wondering why I approved this message.
      Two reasons.
      1- It is a Troy McClure quote.
      2- I know this guy.

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  3. TexasTrailerParkTrash May 7, 2011 at 2:32 pm #

    From what I’m reading today about Bin Laden’s “home movies”, you’re not too far off the mark here.

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  4. The Hook May 12, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

    Amazing what you can find on a hard drive these days, right?

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    • bmj2k May 12, 2011 at 6:12 pm #

      You should see mine.

      Actually, maybe you shouldn’t.

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