Index

The Cast.
In Order of Appearance…

Click on the links below to go to my old blogs.

“Best Of”
Apocalypse Now, a happy little film. My review
Harry Potter, what a tool.
My take on Superman Returns (almost as long as the film)
Pirates of The Caribbean 2: 2 Long, 2 blah
Chicago Calling (sorry Clash!) part one
Chicago Calling part two- Back in Black/New York State of Mind
Chicago Wrap-Up
Your Questions, My Advice
Mr. Know-It-All: I insult your intelligence!
A sailor’s life for me!
Mr. Know-It-All: Teen Edition!
For The Record
This blog is not about horseback riding
untitled- UPDATE!
Found this in my inbox.
My Review of Rocky Balboa
Grammar, capes, and me
From December 3, 2002
Mr. Know-It-All and the Mysteries of the Hebrews
In Through the Out Door / My Naval Heritage 2
Blog For The Sake of Blogging
Now It Can be Told! The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre
A Southern Sojourn
Mr. Know-It-All: Big Box o’ Bad
The MAD Magazine Three-Minute Interview:
Here’s what America will be talking about tomorrow
Christmas Time, Goodwill Toward Mankind
Co-Workers and Other Annoyances
This Is The Future, Right?
Dear Sir (or possibly Madam?)
Big Bundled Bales of Boxes!
Movers and Shakers Vs. Losers and Fakers
Dear Mr.-
Breakfast- The Most Important Meal of the Day
2068- The End
Mr. Know-It-All: Return of the King
The Big Ape
The Big Ape part two- The 1940s
The Big Ape part three- The 1950s
The Big Ape part four
The Big Ape- the conclusion
Mr. Know-It-All: Unrehabilitated
Knobs for Noobs
3 a.m.
Another mess of a blog.
My Review of Ratatoo, Ratootoo, whatever.
Home Depot 2- A Knobs for Noobs Companion.
NEWSFLASH!
A Brooklyn Love Story
A Little Local Color
More Local Color
Local Color 3- The Hong Kong Master Tailor
My Reviews of Grease and The Thing With Two Heads
Thought I didn’t like Grease? Here’s Grease 2. (And Bonus Fat Chicks!)
Pets

Most Popular Blogs
I’m tired. Here’s a blog.
Who the f*** does he think he is?- a rebuttal by Mr. Know-It-All
Crisis in the Middle East
Space Travel- a primer
What Is Wrong With My Writing?
The Truth Is No Laughing Matter
SUPER FUN TIME HAPPY BLOG!
My Review of My Review of Superman Returns
Mr. Orcini
I wore a dress today……….. and I liked it.
“Clean my desk!”
Mr. Know-It-All: Teen Sex Advice for Troubled Kids
From My Notebook
My Daring Social Experiment / MySpace Is Full Of Creeps
In the Twilight
In the Twilight, chapter two
HAPPY BLOGSGIVING!
El Blogo Mucho Grande! Arriba!
My Busty Blog
Kids Letters To Santa- Mr. Know-It-All Responds
People, People, Everywhere People
SO YOU WANT TO BE A TRAVELING SALESMAN.- a primer
Mr. Know-It-All on:
I wore my trench coat today.
Pathetic Paper Airplanes AKA The Jeopardy Blog
The Latest Internet Videos
Five Things You Don’t Find Out Until They Happen (Yes, this title sort of makes sense.)
Heath Ledger
The Best Regent’s Exam Ever!
Shatner!
Of Love, Grease, and The Big Bopper. (Sounds dirty, just a little.)
Scratching the Itch
BREAKING NEWS- Fidel Castro to Step Down
My Humiliating Experience, or “You Look Just Like My Father.”
Motivationally Speaking
A Product We All Need
A PUBLIC APOLOGY TO CLAY AIKEN
Coconut
A PUBLIC APOLOGY TO THE HOT DOG INDUSTRY
an inoffensive blog
I Should Do My Laundry At Home
This Islander’s Trip to the Mainland
I wrote a blog! (OK, I’m out of titles.)
Another Bad Blog + A Bonus Short Bad Blog!
My Review of The Celebrity Apprentice
My Review of Horton Hears a Who
From The New England Journal of Medicine
Mr. Know-It-All Answers Your Car Repair Questions
The Burden of Being Me
Of Karma, Mr. Know-It-All, and My Chevy LuminaThe ELA Component Retest
My Review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (+ an explanation)
Fucking Assholes in the Bathroom!
My Bus Ride to… More Bus Ride Part One
My Bus Ride to… More Bus Ride Part Two: More bus, More Tour
My Bus Ride to… More Bus Ride Part Three: Day Five
My Bus Ride to… More Bus Ride Part Four or Five: The Ride Just Won’t End!
My Bus Ride to… More Bus Ride Part Whatever, Here’s The End
You want a blog? Here it is.
Mr. Know-It-All Again
A Brief History of My Haircuts
More Dirty Laundry
Random LHS notes.
Staten Island
My Review of Hancock
My Review of WALL*E
Gangsters, Rabbits, and Radio.
Crossroads. Interesting places.
A Day in the Park. (Or, Gnats to You)
My Trip With Marvin Ming to Atlantic City
My Trip With Marvin Ming to Atlantic City- part 2
My Trip With Marvin Ming to Atlantic City- part 3
Now Ready for Beta-Testing
Creative Writing Tips from Dakota State University, Madison, South Dakota.
World’s Oldest Jokes
Music Not Unlike Flatulence
POOL POOL update!
So You Want To Go To Las Vegas- a primer
Las Vegas, Part One: Hard Travelin’ Heroes
Las Vegas, Part Two: Oddities of The West
Las Vegas, Part Three: Strippers
Las Vegas, Part Four: Better Odds at M+Ms World
Las Vegas, Part Five: The Chocolate is Lactose Intolerant
Las Vegas, Part Six: Where No Man Has Gambled Before
Las Vegas, Part Seven: The Price is Right meets Gilligan’s Island.
Las Vegas, Part Eight: Convening Conventions

Las Vegas, Part Nine: Magic tricks and Disappearing Photos
When Moe Ruled the World
*WARNING! CATASTROPHIC ERROR!*
Jesus Christ, Novelist
“Your honor, if it may please the court…”
My Review of Night of The Living Dead starring Barack Obama
Pirate Speak And Stale Rants
It is a William Shatner World
My Sort-Of Review of The Devil’s Rain, starring a cast of wow. Really.
My Review of Life on Mars
Advice? Featuring a cameo from Mr. Know-It-All!
The Worst Lottery
NOW IN STOCK!
A Day In The Life of Tony Danza’s Agent
A Noxious Bestowment
Secret Schmucky Santa
The Burger King Whopper Virgins
My Review of Perfect Strangers
Pickles for Dinner
I fought the law and the law wrecked my headlight
Overheard and PONED!
Why Can’t Johnny Read? You Just Don’t Know What He’s Reading.
The Brighton Beach Rats
Groundhog Day
Jack the Bird, a children’s story
My Review of Paul Blart, Mall Cop
Pain like an American Idol Winner
My Senior Trip to the Hardware Store.
S’no Kidding
“I always knew he’d be a failure,” said former grade school teacher of local failure.
My Review of Terminator:Salvation
My Review of Star Trek
Fleet Week
Stupid Inept Verizon A-Holes
McKee’s Graduation
My Review of Up
My Review of My Summer, Part One
My Review of My Summer, Part Two
“The Aussie”
Early Saturday Morning, Drunk in the Laundromat
Halloween 2009
Good Citizenship for the Holiday Season
No Toilet No Bride
Dark Shadows
Monday Night Was Magical
Monday Night Was Magical 2- Ruby Tuesday
Monday Night Was Magical 3- Enough of Ruby Tuesday
1970′s TV Role Models
1970′s Role Models Round Two
1970′s Role Models Round Three
Who is the best 1970’s television role model? FINAL ROUND!
The Phone Book Again? Really?

STOP THE PHONE BOOK INSANITY! (Phone Book Blog 2)
HYPERIZIN’ ILL-DUNKIFICATION! and Other Words I Live By
Pepsi Points
Breakfast with Bob and Betty
Am I Your Portal to Charo?
Antique’s Road Show, Ring-A-Ding Ding
Gimme Back That Filet o’ Fish. Why? What For?
Air Traffic Antics
Why Do All These Kids Look Like Antonio Cromartie?
(My Review of) Dancing With The *ahem* “Stars”
(My Review of) Semi-Celebrity Apprentice 2010
1985 A.D., What’s in Your Time Capsule?
OFFICIAL: Ed Hardy Wear No Longer Cool
TAG! You’re Akeem!
Some News You May Have Missed
Sci-Fi Unconventional
Enough of the Women, Now Tiger Woods Screws You
Jesse James, the Unit You Can Trust
You Down With OCC? American Chopper Returns!
Bad Poetry and Sour Grapes
Jim Jones and the Sandinistas
I love You Verizon, You Stupid A**hats. (UPDATED!)
There Must Be Some Magic in That Old Trash Can They Found
SAVE THE PASTRAMI!
I Scoop The New York Times (Phone Book Insanity 3)
President Obama Nominates New Supreme Court Judge
Happy Birthday Milli Vanilli!
Good Luck Sylvester McCoy! (You’re Gonna Need It!)
Hulk Hogan, My Celebrity Pickle Shill
What Is Mr. Blog Doing?
Your New American Idol, Some Guy Who Sounds Like Every Other Guy.
7 Gorilla Pictures and 1 Okapi’s Butt
These kids comics are definitely not for kids, and maybe not for adults either.
My Review of Hell’s Kitchen, Season 7
My Review of Shrek Ever After in 3D
Crisis in the Middle East (Classic Repost)
My Review of America’s Got Talent
I Attempt to Translate Facebook Status Updates
This Is The Future, Right? (Classic Repost)
What do people know about Kim? We know that Kim pees her pants.
My Review of Hot In Cleveland
“Not” In Cleveland
My Bus Ride to… More Bus Ride Part One (Classic Repost)
Pierre D. Duck and his Fantastic Flock
Lindsay Lohan Overdoses…on Ice Cream\
ATTENTION BASEBALL FANS!
Physical Graffiti
Damn Vampire Carjackers!
I Remember The Man Who Wrote It All
The Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest: Drama and Heartburn
LeBron James To Make Life Worth Living
Music Not Unlike Flatulence (Classic Repost)
This Day in History: Pepperidge Farm Cookies
Hey, Have You Heard The News? Dewey Cox- er, George Steinbrenner Died.
Creative Writing Tips from Dakota State University, Madison, South Dakota. (classic repost)
Who Reads Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride?
The Real Radio Know-It-All
Popeye-Palooza!
A Day in The Life of Tony Danza’s Agent (classic repost)
Funny, but isn’t that ad offensive too?
New Mel Gibson Audio Tape- “F—ing Spacemen get off my lawn!”
Mel Gibson vs. The Spacemen part 2: Maybe He’s Not Nuts?
What is up with Michael Jordan’s Hitler Mustache?
My Review of RuPaul’s Drag U.
Snooki. Hulk Hogan. Finger in Butt Crack: Important News Here.
And Now For Something Completely Different.
Look Up In The Sky! It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s a Tandy Computer TRS-80!
My Review of Scrappers: Brooklyn’s Jersey Shore
Some Monday Afternoon Mystery Science Theater 3000
JetBlue and the Incredible Flight Attendant Getaway
Spike TV’s Scrappers, Week Two
My Review of American Chopper: Senior Vs. Junior
World’s WORST Male Pattern Baldness
Scrappers Week Three: Spike TV Hits a New High in Low
What do you think of Scrappers on Spike TV? (Poll)
Tired of Traveling? Fly Teddy Bear Air!
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior Episode II: Attack of the Clowns
Late Night Movie House of Crap
A Very Special Scrappers, on Spike TV
American Chopper Sr. vs. Jr.: “Because He’s My Butler!”
They’re Going Off the Rails on a Crazy Train
My Review of The New Cast of Dancing With The “Stars” September 2010. Ugh.
Mr. Blog Meets The Scrappers (part one)
Death Rides an American Chopper. (Senior vs. Junior Week 4)
What does Tropicana have against me?
Up, Down, and All Around
Mr. Blog Meets The Scrappers (part two)
Critics Corner: Michael Mongello
And Lo! Antiques Roadshow begat Pawn Stars, which begat American Pickers, which begat my disgust.
Late Night Movie House of Crap- September British Edition
My Review of the All-New, Non-Celebrity Apprentice September 2010. Spoiler: It Sucked.
American Chopper Senior vs. Junior Week 5: Bad Parenting 101
Prelude to the Big Scrappers Season Finale- Darren’s Balls: A Historical Perspective
This Day in History, 2007: Marcel Marceau, R.I.P.
Scrappers Mail: Letters from people who love Scrappers and hate me.
The All-New Hell’s Kitchen, September 2010: C-List Celebrity Edition
The Fast Life of Johnny Exeter Jr.
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior week 6: A Thorny Legal Issue?
Andy Rooney: Original Blogger
How did they do that?
Happy 50th Anniversary to The Flintstones!
So what wouldn’t I watch? Crapreality TV.
The 2010 Prime Time Lineup- As It Should Be.
In Search of… The Chupacabra
Situation: Stinky
In Search of… The Loch Ness Monster
Season Finale at Sturgis! American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior
Whatever Happened to Danny Pintauro?
In Search of… The India Monkey Man of New Delhi
BREAKING NEWS FROM TWITTER: THE McRIB IS BACK!
Late Night Movie House of Crap 2fer: Ed Wood and It Came From Hollywood
YouTube Turns People Into Idiots.
In Search of… Sasquatch
This Day in History, of sorts
NewsFLASH! The News with 62% More FLASH!
In Search of… The Winchester Mystery House
Bruce Vilanch is a Good Guy, I Think
The Old Time Radio Convention: Old Folks Enjoying Reruns
Your Pet Loves Dressing Up Like a Harem Girl… or is it just something you like your dog to do?
Get Your Stinking Foot Gloves Off Me, You Damn Dirty Ape!
Tuesday November 2nd is Election Day
In Search of… The Roswell UFO Crash
Your Honor, I move for dismissal on the grounds that the movie sucked.
Popeye the Establishment Man
Thanksgiving, the Forgotten Holiday
A Little Bit of Skinner (1)
A Scientific Explanation of Burt Reynolds’ Mustache
They Say Everyone Has a Double.
Lock your doors and hide the women and children! Thanksgiving is almost here!
SQUEEE! New Kids on the Block and Backstreet Boys to Tour Together!
A Little Bit of Skinner (2)
Let’s Play “What’s Wrong with this Business Model?”
Grandpa, No!
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Burt Ward Edition
Seriously, who hasn’t this happened to?
A Little Bit of Skinner (3)
Your Quatloos Can Help Save the Economy
Can Reading the Daily Comics Promote Good Prostate Health?
A Picture Is Worth 45 Cents.
A Little Bit of Skinner (4)
Ch-Ch-Ch- Chia!
Run, Willrow Hood, Run!
All the News I See Fit to Print
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Ray Dennis Steckler
“Let it Be”… gone. Gone far, far away. UPDATED!
Critics Corner: Star Wars Edition- Michael Mongello 2
The Age of (Bleep)ing Innocence
“Sometimes, dead is better.” – Pet Sematary
Howard Stern Resigns Himself to Re-Signing with Sirius XM
I Bet He Has a Secret Decoder Ring Too.
American Chopper: Sr. vs. Jr. Returns Yet Again, December 2010
American Chopper: Odie and the Ugly ATV
Groucho Marx, circa 1976-1977
Maybe He Was Delivering a Stocking Stuffer?
You’re a Wonder, Wonder Woman.
Lois Lane, what does Superman see in you?
Five comic book covers featuring Jimmy Olsen and a gorilla
Vladimir Putin sings “Blueberry Hill”
Fonzie Eats a Can of Ravioli Over a Hot Plate. A Christmas Classic.
“Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year” by Tiny Tim. (Don’t blame me.)
Tales of the Laundromat Game
The Infamous Case of The Joker’s Boner
S’no Thanks, Mayor Bloomberg
American Chopper: Sr. vs. Jr. Late December 2010 Double Buffoon
The Battle of Hoth, Brooklyn NY.
Middle-Aged Men on the Block
Does TSA Screen for This?
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Operation Double 007
Speaking of Glenn Close…
The “Toylet.” Will Sega Blush With Shame or Flush With Pride?
Beauty and the Beached
Politics In Our Time.
Letter of The Week
Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit, The More You Eat, The More You Play Disco Music
CBS Mobile Two: Killer Behind the Wheel- UPDATED!!!
Hey! You! Get Off of My Cloud! And Stay Away from My Elevator!
Bird Brains in the News
Celebrity Apprentice Cast 2011: Casting a Wide Net in the Shallow End of the Pool
1-800-Victim-of-a-Bad-Ad-Agency
American Chopper: Sr. vs. Jr.: Two Weddings and No Fun At All
January News Roundup
American Idol 2011
The Sad History of Star Trek Trading Cards
Your Tax Dollars at Work
American Chopper Senior vs. Junior: Paul Sr.’s MMA Legal Smackdown!
Our Father Who Art In Jail…
Conway Twitty in the News.
TV Then vs. TV Now
Late Night Movie House of Crap Presents Russ Meyer’s Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
American Chopper Senior vs. Junior: Odie, Cody, and the Foreclosure.
Mr. Blog’s Tepid Search Engine
Pets Redux
In Search of… Satanic Cults, Demonic Possession, and Zombies
“Please speak up. My forearm can’t hear you.”
American Chopper Sr. vs. Jr.: Don’t Let The Door Hit You On Your Way Out.
Now I’m as bad as you are.
Third Eye Blinded.
Sneak Peek of the Week
What’s up with Japan?
My Review of Mr. Sunshine.
The Cockfighters
Snappy Answers to Stupid Celebrity Headlines
Mayor Bloomberg’s Alphabet Soup
Am I A Public Figure?
The Sunday Comics
Sneak Peek of the Week of February 21st
The Fast Life of Johnny Exeter Junior
Mr. Blog’s Tepid Zombie
February News Roundup- Animal Edition
Gorillas, Robots, and Spider-Man
2068- The End
A Parble (+ an unwanted bonus!)
Sneak Peek of the Week of February 27th
The Mel Gibson or Charlie Sheen Game
The Facebook Kid
Dancing With The Stars 2011
This Is CNN?
I Found it on eBay!
Late Night Movie House of Crap: March Madness Edition
“Think of the Children! But Only as Wonderful, Motivated Learners!”
Wifeswap: New York Yankees Edition
Personal Responsibility
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 6th
“You get a lot of whack jobs at conferences like this.”
Picture Postcard Monday
Beware the Ides of… January?
Picture Postcard Tuesday
March News Roundup- British Edition
Picture Postcard Wednesday
Tigger, Tony, or a Real Tiger?
Picture Postcard Thursday
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit in the wind, and you don’t sue if you get hit by a train.
Picture Postcard Friday
Et Tu, Brutus?
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 13th
Stopping the Phone Book Insanity. (Phone Book Blog 4)
Picture Postcard Monday- Lonely Beach
Up, Up, and Away!
Picture Postcard Tuesday- Sheepshead Bay, 1980′s
The Walt Disney Conundrum
Picture Postcard Wednesday- Decaying Atlantic City Pier
Have 250 Milliliters of Coke And a Smile.
Picture Postcard Thursday- Staten Island Boat Graveyard
How Sharper Than a Serpent’s Tooth
Picture Postcard Friday- San Diego
The Saturday Comics: Henry
The Saturday Comics: Mary Worth
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 20th
Five FAIL Superman Costumes
I Found it (And More!) on eBay!
Mr. Blog’s Tepid Zombie Review of Dancing With The Stars Week One
The Man Called Moron.
Priorities First.
In Search of… The Mummy of King Tut
The Saturday Comics: Mandrake the Magician
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 27th
Mr. Blog Goes to the Movies: Superman Returns
Mr. Blog Goes to the Movies: Terminator Salvation
Mr. Blog Goes to the Movies: Grease and Grease 2
Mr. Blog Goes to the Movies: Star Trek
Mr. Blog Goes to the Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Mr. Blog Goes to the Movies: Ratatouille
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 3rd
The Best of Mr. Know-It-All: The Return.
Mr. Blog Goes to Vegas- a Flashback! Classic
Late Night Movie House of Crap Double Monster Mayhem: Konga and Gorgo
Another Untold Tale of the Laundromat Game
The Versatile Blogger Award Goes Slumming.
The Saturday Comics: Apt. 3-G
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 10, 2011
War of the Worlds by Hugo Chavez, Chapter One.
Mr. Blog’s Tepid Zombie Reality Show Roundup
Mr. Know-It-All: Parental Discretion Disregarded
The Allure of the Flute.
April News Roundup
The Saturday Comics: The Phantom, Day by Day
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 17th
I’ve Been Netflixed!
Grocery Shopping. What a Chore.
Dr. Zaius’ Parenting Tips
Picture Postcard: Rock Video Girls Meet The Autons
A Public Apology to Canada
The Saturday Comics: Sunday Comics Rarities
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 24th, 2011
I Found it on eBay! For The Third Time!
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Mikey’s Art Opening
A Picture Speaks Twenty to Life
The Tepid Zombie on The Current State of Television
On British Marriage.
The Royal Wedding
The Saturday Comics: Alley Oop Ripped Me Off!
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 1st, 2011
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Superhero Serials
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Big Guns
May News Roundup
Superman, The Man of Shill
Top Ten Things Found in Osama Bin Laden’s Computer
The Saturday Comics: Tarzan
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 8th, 2011
Your Royal Flush Beats My Rook, But My Left Jab Knocked Out Your Queen
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Judgement Day
The Tepid Zombie On Upcoming Superhero Movies
Mr. Know-It-All: Leave Me Alone
500
The Saturday Comics: The Flintstones
The Modern Stone Age Hebrew Family?
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 15th, 2011
The Flintstone Flyer (Jewish Journal 2)
Hello Happy To Read Consumer!
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Offer Denied
Mail Theft and Unbearable Filth
What Happens In Gotham City Stays In Gotham City
Someone’s Been Hitting The Hookah Pretty Hard, featuring Popeye
The Saturday Comics: Donald Duck
Signs, Portents, and Inconvenient Tanks
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 22nd, 2011
Mr. Duck Steps Out
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Deadliest Catch Bike
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Lord Love A Duck
Pawn Queens Got Pwned.
“Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot.”
The Saturday Comics: I Love Lucy
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 29th, 2011
June News Roundup
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Cadillac Build-Off Part 1
Birth of the Office Drone
They’ve Netflixed Me Again!
Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.
The Saturday Comics: The Shadow
Sneak Peek of the Week of June 5th, 2011
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Chicken Dance.
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Cadillac Build-Off Part 2
Let’s Go Crazy. Let’s Get Nuts.
Picture Postcard: The Incredible Hulk
The Saturday Comics: Doctor Who
Sneak Peek of the Week of June 12th
American Chopper: Sr. vs. Jr. Build-Off Aftermath- What do we think of Paul Senior?
Hold Me Closer, Tiny Weightlifter
The Tepid Zombie: What Am Netflix Thinking?
Mr. Know-It-All: I’m OK, You’re an Ass
The Saturday Comics: Howard the Duck
Sneak Peek of the Week of June 19th, 2011
Baby (Ass) Wipes
Critics Corner: Justice League of America by Michael Mongello
Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food
Imponderable #1
Imponderable #2
The Saturday Comics: James Bond
Sneak Peek of the Week of June 26th, 2011
Picture Postcard: Abandoned Sea Forts
Medical Milestones
Imponderable #3
TheCase of the Philandering Executive
Mr. Blog vs. the Lolcats
The Saturday Comics: Cigarette Ads
Sneak Peek of the Week of July 3rd, 2011
Dateline NBC Presents: To Catch a Chris Hansen
Late Night Movie House of Crap: George Takei for socialsecurity.gov
Your Child Can Be Sitting Pretty
Imponderable #4
Wasei Kingu Kongu tai Gojira
The Saturday Comics: Willie Lumpkin
Sneak Peek of the Week of July 10th, 2011
The Big Ape (Kick off of Big Ape Week)
The Big Ape part two- The 1940s
The Big Ape part three- The 1950s
The Big Ape part four- The 1960s
The Big Ape- the conclusion
My Very Own True Hollywood Story (The Big Ape)
The Saturday Comics: Godzilla vs. Megalon
Sneak Peek of the Week of July 17th
My Review of Hardcore Pawn
“Your entree, Sir. His name was George.”
Cruel Intentions
Imponderable #5
Doctor Who and The Video Pirates
The Saturday Comics: Inside Woody Allen
Sneak Peek of the Week of July 24th, 2011
mponderable #6: Twinsburg Ohio
Imponderable #7: Alameda California
Imponderable #8: Mt. Tabor Oregon
Imponderable #9: Radnor Pennsylvania
Imponderable #10: London England
The Saturday Comics: Pete the Tramp
Sneak Peek of the Week of July 31st, 2011
Secret Origin Of A Super-Villain
Picture Postcard: Lonely Soldier
The Not-So-Omniscient Narrator.
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Zardoz
Imponderable #11: Springfield Ohio
The Saturday Comics: Mutts
Sneak Peek of the Week of August 7, 2011
Cops and Strippers.
Picture Postcard: Neumayer Station Antarctica
“New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.”
Oh Man, They Netflixed Me Again! (Netflix 4)
Imponderable #12: Kansas City Missouri
The Saturday Comics: Flying Saucers
Sneak Peek of the Week of August 14th, 2011
The Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride Wiki
HA! Now you know how it feels!
In Search of… Atlantis
The Hillbilly Saves the Economy
Imponderable #13: Whatcom County Washington
The Saturday Comics: Grandma
Sneak Peek of the Week of August 21, 2011
Three Views of Feminism
Can A Cell Phone Plan Save Your Marriage?
And Don’t Forget to Breathe: The Nanny State in Action
Time Travel Techno-Babble
Imponderable #14: Sao Paolo Brazil
The Saturday Comics: Ching Chow
Sneak Peek of the Week of August 28th, 2011
Secret Origin of a Super Hero
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: The Settlement
The Corporate World
Raindrops, a Bar Hag, and Chickens in a Tornado
Imponderable #15: Spring Hill Tennessee
The Saturday Comics: Star Hawks
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 4th, 2011
How Dark Shadows Ruined The Vampire.
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Return of the Black Widow
Dancing With The Stars September 2011. Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Worse
Punctuation Can Be Insulting!
Imponderable #16: Sabrevois Quebec
The Saturday Comics: Ben Casey by Neal Adams
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 11, 2011
Picture Postcard: Hurricane Irene
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Downsizing
The Blog That Was A Decade In The Making! Part One
Binded for Glory
Imponderable #17: Monroe County Tennessee
The Saturday Comics: Buster Brown
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 18th 2011
A New York Legend
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Gears of War
The Blog That Was A Decade In The Making! Part Two
Today in History: 2007: Marcel Marceau, R.I.P.
Imponderable #18: Bogotá
The Saturday Comics: Jack Benny
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 25th, 2011
Absolutely Fad-ulous
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Senior Reaches Out
The Blog That Was A Decade In The Making! Part Three
A New York Legend (2)
Imponderable #19: Denver Colorado
The Saturday Comics: The Insult That Made A Man Out Of Mac
Sneak Peek of the Week of October 2nd, 2011
Hot town, summer in the city. Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty. And my head melting.
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Mikey’s Decision
The Blog That Was A Decade In The Making! Part Four
From Our “Be Glad That The Fudgesicle Was The Only Thing In His Mouth” Department:
Imponderable # 20: London England
The Saturday Comics: The Addams Family
Sneak Peek of the Week of October 9th, 2011
Late Night Movie House of Crap International Presents: Gumnaam featuring Jaan Pehechaan Ho by Mohammed Rafi
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Mikey’s Favorite Moments (and 9/11 Memorial Bike)
The Blog That Was A Decade In The Making! Part Five
No Toilet No Bride (Classic Repost)
Imponderable #21: New York City / Ghana
The Saturday Comics: Hitler (Seriously, Hitler)
Sneak Peek of the Week of October 16th 2011
An Echo of the Bunnymen
American Chopper: Senior vs Junior: Silent Treatment
The Blog That Was A Decade In The Making! Part 6
Halloween with Michael Mongello
Imponderable #22: Heber City Utah
The Saturday Comics: OJ Simpson
Sneak Peek of the Week of October 23rd 2011
My Review of Long Island Medium
American Chopper: Senior vs Junior: Communication Breakdown
The Blog That Was A Decade In The Making! Part 7
The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of the N Train Sea Beach
Imponderable #23: Louisiana
The Saturday Comics: Calvin and Hobbes
Sneak Peek of the Week of October 30th 2011
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Top Ten Bikes (and Jesse James news)
The Blog That Was A Decade In The Making! Part 8
Picture Postcard: Soaring Cloud Eagle
Imponderable #24: Alexandria Egypt
The Saturday Comics: Bozo the Robot
Sneak Peek of the Week of November 6th 2011
A New York Legend (3)
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Free Rick
The Blog That Was A Decade In The Making! Part 9
Unfashionable
Imponderable #25: Sussex England w/John Travolta
The Saturday Comics: Bozo the Clown
Sneak Peek of the Week of November 13th, 2011
R.I.P. Andy Rooney: Original Blogger
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Free Rick (for real this week)
A New York Legend (4)
Picture Postcard: San Diego Fireworks
Imponderable #26: Nice France
The Saturday Comics: Hostess Ads
Sneak Peek of the Week of November 20th, 2011: MOB WEEK
Spotlight: A New York Minute: A New York Legend (5)
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Old Rivals
Spotlight: Spot of Bother by Jeff Lynch
Spotlight: Mac of BionighT
Spotlight: Matt Cowan
Spotlight: Joe McTee
Spotlight: Mike Mongello
Spotlight: Nutty Nuchtchas
American Chopper: Junior vs. Senior: Best Pranks
Spotlight: Ingrid Prohaska
Spotlight: Threedayfish
Spotlight: Stephanie Collazo
Spotlight: Opopanax
Sneak Peek of the Week of December 4th, 2011
Spotlight: Jim and Relic Radio
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: The Build-Off and Chopper Live
Spotlight: Peter Church and Radio’s Revenge
Spotlight: Jessica May
Spotlight: Thank You
The Saturday Comics: What Were They Thinking?
Sneak Peek of the Week of December 11th, 2011
A New York Minute (6)
Coffee
The Scandal Shirt
Is there Anything Worse Than An Office Birthday Party?
Imponderable #27: Olympia Washington
The Saturday Comics: Obnoxio the Clown
Sneak Peek of the Week of December 18th, 2011
A New York Minute (7)
Why We Fight (With Apologies to Frank Capra)
Kids Letters to Santa. Mr. Know-It-All Responds (Classic Repost)
Fonzie Eats a Can of Ravioli Over a Hot Plate. A Christmas Classic Repost
Imponderable #28: Germany
Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year by Tiny Tim. (Don’t blame Me.) Classic Repost
Late Night Movie House of Crap: A Montage of Santa Claus
A New York Minute (8)
Now Serving Food
Secret Schmucky Santa (Classic Repost)
Christmas In Heaven
Imponderable #29: The LL Bean Catalogue
The Saturday Comics: Flash Gordon by Alex Raymond
Sneak Peek of the Week of January 1st, 2012
A New York Minute (9)
Christmas Goosed
Incorrecto!
PAUL TEUTUL SR. IS ON THE NEXT CELEBRITY APPRENTICE!
The American Restroom Association
Imponderable #30: Davidson County North Carolina
The Saturday Comics: Sam Spade
Sneak Peek of the Week of January 8th, 2012
A New York Minute (10)
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Justice League of Pornstar Heroes (NSFW)
Caribbean Crazy Ants!
A Matter of Perspective
Imponderable #31: Niagara Falls Canada
The Saturday Comics In The Rue Morgue
Sneak Peek of the Week of January 15th, 2012
A New York Minute (11)
The Zombie Family Circus
My Review of Terra Nova
My Secret Life Upon the Stage
Imponderable 32: Montcalm County Michigan
The Saturday Comics: Marmaduke
Sneak Peek of the Week of January 22nd, 2012
A New York Minute (12)
I Am Interviewed About The Adventures of Superman
The Celebrity Apprentice 2012: Now Featuring Celebrities
Why, Science, Why?
Imponderable #33: Japan
The Saturday Comics: Hejji by Dr. Seuss
Sneak Peek of the Week of January 29th, 2012
A New York Minute (13)
Buffalo Wild Wings: A Restaurant, Of Sorts
Training Day
My Interview About The Shadow and Orson Welles
Imponderable #34: New Berlin, Wisconsin
The Saturday Comics: Archie
Sneak Peek of the Week of February 5th, 2012
A New York Minute (14)
Late Night Movie House of Crap: King of Kong Island
Not By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Salad
Priorities First (Classic Random Repost)
Imponderable #35: Coll
The Saturday Comics: Little Nemo In Slumberland
Sneak Peek of the Week of February 12th, 2012
A New York Minute (15)
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Winners And Losers
Valentine’s Day With Mike Mongello
“And I for one welcome out new insect overlords.”
Imponderable #36: Dayton Ohio
The Saturday Audio Comics
Sneak Peek of the Week of February 19th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week One
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: The Apprentice Bike
A New York Minute (16)
Picture Postcard: Downtown Brooklyn
Imponderable #37: Switzerland
The Saturday Comics: Rex Morgan, M.D. (Classic Repost)
Sneak Peek of the Week of February 26th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Two
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Operation Reconciliation
They Are Out to Netflix Me (Netflix 5)
Picture Postcard: The Water Drop World of Markus Reugels
Imponderable #38: Greece (AKA We Are All Disabled)
The Saturday Comics: Archie by Spire Christian Comics
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 4th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Three
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Rick’s News
My Memories of Cinderella
The Cast of Dancing with the Stars 2012
Imponderable #39: Germany
The Saturday Comics: Mendy and the Golem
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 11th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Four
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: The Call
A New York Minute (17)
My Memories of Snow White
Imponderable #40: Chesapeake Virginia
The Saturday Comics: Lyndon B. Johnson
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 18th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Five
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Drastic Steps
My Memories of The Boy Who Cried Wolf
What’s in a name? Plenty.
Imponderable #41: Katrineholm Sweden
The Saturday Comics: The Presidency In The Comics
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 25th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Six
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Muscle Car Special
Café Metro (What’s in a name? Plenty, Part Two)
“Waiter, this soup has too much gentleman’s buttock, please take it back.”
Imponderable #42: Chumbivilcas Peru.
Gorillas, Robots, and Spider-Man (Classic Repost)
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 1st, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Seven
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: What do we think of Paul Senior?
My Memories of Pinocchio
The Fast Life of Johnny Exeter Junior: A Hollywood Russell Caper
Imponderable: Toledo Oregon (Classic Repost)
The Saturday Comics: Superman and the Tandy Computer Whiz Kids (Classic Repost)
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 8th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Eight
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Breakthrough
Tonight on Hardscrabble & Fist!
Picture Postcard: African Muppets.
Imponderable: Hoquiam Washington (Classic Repost)
The Saturday Comics: Mandrake the Magician (Classic Repost)
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 15th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Nine
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: A Meeting Is Set
I Am Mr. Wonderful
Late Night Movie House of Crap: The Newlywed Game
Imponderable #43: Huntington West Virginia
The Saturday Comics: Kool-Aid Man
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 22nd, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Ten
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: No Cameras
The Man Who Could Not Make Pizza, AKA The Idiot
Dispatches From The Front: Japan
Imponderable #44: Bakersfield California
The Saturday Comics: Generic Comic Book
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 29th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Eleven
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Mikey Out?
Dispatches From The Front: Japan, Part 2
A Photo Tour of Japan
Imponderable: Tokyo Japan
The Saturday Comics: The Marvel No-Prize Book and Fumetti Book
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 6th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Twelve
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Malaysian Adventure
A Photo Tour of Japan, Part Two
Grandpa, No! Classic Japan Repost
Imponderable #45: Tampa Florida & The Vatican
The Saturday Comics: Marvel Photo Covers
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 13th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: Week Thirteen
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Change of Heart
Occupy Mr. Blog
Japan Baseball Isn’t That Great
Imponderable #46: Rochester New York
The Saturday Comics: Wonder Woman
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 20th, 2012
The Celebrity Apprentice: THE FINALE!
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior: Change of Heart part 2. SEASON FINALE
Y Is For Yaris
Drooliver’s Travels
Imponderable #47: Alberta Canada
The Saturday Comics: More Little Nemo Homages
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 27th, 2012
Late Night Movie House of Crap: King Of The Nut Shots
Picture Postcard: The Three Stooges in Have Rocket Will Travel
Allan Keyes Is On The Toilet
S Is for Subaru Part 1
Imponderable #48: Dongyang China
The Saturday Comics: Superman Gets Outed On CBS
Sneak Peek of the Week of June 3rd, 2012
Allan Keyes and the Politically Incorrect Buddah
Top Ten Rejected Marvel Superheroes
Top Ten Lamest Super Powers
S is for Subaru part 2
Imponderable #49: Cars.com
The Saturday Comics: Popeye (2012)
Sneak Peek of the Week of June 10th, 2012
Fun With Teh Internets
Should Alec Baldwin Be Allowed To Build A Windmill?
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Mr. B Natural
The Tepid Zombie’s Top Five Monsters That Should Be More Popular
Imponderable #50: Monument Colorado
The Saturday Comics: Mandrake The Magician (2012)
Sneak Peak Plus! 6/17/2012
Fun With Teh Internets… Again
Space Travel- A Primer (Classic Repost)
No Cash, No Class: A Tale of the Restaurant Game
Picture Postcard: The Bronx Zoo
Imponderable #51: Mike Tyson on Broadway
The Saturday Comics: Rex Morgan M.D. (2012)
Sneak Peak Plus! 6/24/2012
Fun With Teh Internets #3
So You Want To Be A Traveling Salesman- A Primer (Classic Repost)
An Evening for Trench Coat and Tuxedo. A Hollywood Russell Case File
Like A Walrus Needs A Clam?
Imponderable #52: Norway
The Saturday Comics: Mary Worth (2012)
Sneak Peek of the Week of July 1st, 2012
EFF U KFC
So You Want To Go To Las Vegas- A Primer (Classic Repost)
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Totino’s Pizza Rolls
Grocery Shopping. What a Chore (Classic Repost)
Imponderable #53: Port Richey Florida
The Saturday Comics: Alley Oop (2012)
Sneak Peek of the Week of July 8th, 2012Kittens!
Adorable fuzzy kittens!

Mr. Blog Versus The Lolcats (Classic Angry Rebuttal Repost)
R.I.P. Ralph Kramden
Mr. Blog’s Tepid Book Club
Imponderable #54: New York City
The Saturday Comics: Apt. 3G (2012)
Sneak Peek of the Week of July 15th, 2012
Fun With Teh Internets: DISCONTINUED MCDONALDS FOOD
Your Honor, I move for dismissal on the grounds that the movie sucked (Classic Legal Nonsense Repost)
Top Ten Bad Books for Children
My Memories of Little Red Riding Hood
Imponderable #55: Japan. Yes, Japan again.
The Saturday Comics: Mutts (2012)
Sneak Peek of the Week of July 22, 2012
This Gentleman Needs to Get His Ass Kicked**: UNFUN WITH TEH INTERNETS
A Sailor’s Life for Me! (Classic Rant Repost)
Real Man’s Man!
You Call That Service? HA HA HA HA!
Imponderable #56: South Korea
Saturday Comics: The Family Circus (2012)
Sneak Peek of the Week of July 29th, 2012: Spotlight Week!
Spotlight: Allan Keyes- Fun With the Internets: News from Comic Con
Spotlight: Anam Shah
Spotlight: Jimbo (The OTR Guy)
Spotlight: Peter Church (2012)
Spotlight: Mike Mongello (2012)
Spotlight: A Response To Allan Keyes
Sneak Peek Plus! 8/5/12
Happy Anniversary to Me!
A Brooklyn Love Story (Classic Romantic Repost)
And Now For Something Completely Different.
Not Exactly Difficult To Find
Imponderable #57: Russia, Bali
The Saturday Comics: Jerry Lewis
Sneak Peek of the Week of August 12th, 2012
Groovy Fun With Fashion, By “Tiger” Keyes
This Is Where I Live (1)
This Is Where I Live (2)
This Is Where I Live (3)
Imponderable #58: Amtrak
The Saturday Comics: Bob Hope
Sneak Peek of the Week of August 19th, 2012
Fun With Teh Internets: Google Analytics
Pool Pool! (3 in 1 Classic Omnibus Repost) + Update!
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Roll ‘N’ Roaster
The Return of I Found It on eBay!
Imponderable #58: Honey Boo Boo
The Saturday Comics: The Infamous Case of The Joker’s Boner (by popular request)
Sneak Peek Plus! 8/26/2012
1984 Previewed, by Rad Gnarly
American Chopper News! American Chopper Return Date + Name Change
YouTube Turns People Into Idiots. (Classic Repost)
The Legend of The Headless Taxi Drive
Imponderable #60: Ontario
The Saturday Comics: Wrestling Comics
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 2nd, 2012
Shop Smart! Shop Keyes Mart!
American Chopper: The Build is On
The Crazy Old Doll Woman of Toys “R” Us
Imponderable #61: Kalispell Montana
The Saturday Comics: Herman
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 9th, 2012
Travel Advisory: Knight’s Inn is possibly the worst hotel chain in the nation!
American Chopper: Back In Time
This Is The Future, Right? (Classic Repost)
Sorry!
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 16, 2012
Tonight! A New American Chopper Weekly Rundown
American Chopper: Common Ground
Top Ten Ignored News Stories of 2012

Sneak Peek Plus! 8/26/2012
1984 Previewed, by Rad Gnarly
American Chopper News! American Chopper Return Date + Name Change
YouTube Turns People Into Idiots. (Classic Repost)
The Legend of The Headless Taxi Drive
Imponderable #60: Ontario
The Saturday Comics: Wrestling Comics
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 2nd, 2012
Shop Smart! Shop Keyes Mart!
American Chopper: The Build is On
The Crazy Old Doll Woman of Toys “R” Us
Imponderable #61: Kalispell Montana
The Saturday Comics: Herman
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 9th, 2012
Travel Advisory: Knight’s Inn is possibly the worst hotel chain in the nation!
American Chopper: Back In Time
This Is The Future, Right? (Classic Repost)
Sorry!
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 16, 2012
Tonight! A New American Chopper Weekly Rundown
American Chopper: Common Ground
Top Ten Ignored News Stories of 2012
Imponderable #62: Zimbabwe (Part One)
Imponderable #62: Zimbabwe (Part Two)
Imponderable #62: Zimbabwe (Part Three)
Allan Keyes Presents Two Massively Underrated Movies
American Chopper: Now or Never
Mr. Blog’s Tepid Search Engine 2012 (NEW!)
The Saturday Comics: Mr. T
Sneak Peek of the Week of September 30th, 2012
American Chopper: Uncharted Territory
Late Night Movie House of Crap: The Nude Bomb
What would Miss Manners say?
Imponderable #63: Newcastle England
The Saturday Comics: Dondi
Sneak Peek of the Batman Week of October 7th, 2012
FUN WITH TEH INTERNETS: SPECIAL BATMAN EDITION!
American Chopper: Junior’s Surprise
Batman: Public Enemy #1
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Batman Parodies
Imponderable #64: Singapore
The Saturday Comics: The 1940′s Batman Newspaper Strip
Sneak Peek of the Week of October 14th. 2012
Would You Hire THIS Gentleman For Your Child’s Party?
American Chopper: New Venture
The Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars
Picture Postcard: The Jack-O’-Lantern Avengers
Imponderable #65: Clayton Cubitt
The Saturday Comics: Bloom County
Sneak Peek Plus! 10/22/12
Fun With Teh Internets: Bacon Porn
American Chopper: Full Circle
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Bat-Surfing
Late Night Movie House of Crap: The Bride of Frankenstein Music Video
Imponderable #66: Michigan
The Saturday Comics: 5 Comic Covers Featuring Jimmy Olsen And A Gorilla.
Sneak Peek of the Week of October 29th, 2012
Pumpkin Pickin’ Pukin’ Pumpkins
American Chopper: A New Company
Picture Postcard: Hurricane Sandy
My Memories of Frankenstein
Imponderable #67: Georgia
The Saturday Comics: Gold Key Comics
Sneak Peek of the Week of November 4th, 2012
Mr. K. Allen presents: Fun With THE Internet
American Chopper: Junior Frustration
NYC Ghost Town
The Chiller Theatre Horror Convention 2012
Imponderable #68: Whatever Dimension Jermaine Jackson Lives In
The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Fully Jointed Action Kojak
Sneak Peek of the Week of November 11th, 2012
SSSSSSmokin’!
American Chopper: Old Wounds
Happy Unger Day!
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Pia Zadora in Rock Aliens
Imponderable #69: Nottinghamshire, England
The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Homosexual Sci-Fi Toys
AMERICAN CHOPPER HAS BEEN CANCELLED
Sneak Peek of the Week of November 18th, 2012
A Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement:
American Chopper: Troubled Waters
HAPPY BLOGSGIVING! (Classic Turkey Repost)
Christmas Time, Goodwill Toward Mankind (Classic Misanthrope Repost)
Imponderable #70: Wales
The Saturday Comics: Thanksgiving Covers
Sneak Peek of the Week of November 25th, 2012
I’m Gonna Hit You, Sucka!
American Chopper: Impasse
Introduction by The Author
Top Ten Poorly Conceived Children’s Holiday Specials
Imponderable #71: England
The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Masters of The Universe Grizzlor
Sneak Peek of the Week of December 2nd, 2012
First World Problems!
American Chopper: The Last Build SERIES FINALE
A Tale of My Father: Black Friday
R.I.P. Larry Hagman
Imponderable #72: California
The Saturday Comics: My Personal Top Ten
Sneak Peek of the Week of December 9th, 2012
SAVE US CAPTAIN JET, SAVE US!
American Chopper: CHOPPER LIVE! (Part 1)
American Chopper: CHOPPER LIVE! (PART TWO)
Imponderable #73: Serbia
The Saturday Comics: Happy Hanukkah Ben Grimm!
Sneak Peek of the Week of December 16th, 2012
Fun With Teh Internets: CRYING KIDS WITH SANTA
American Chopper: THE END
The Unreality of Reality Television
My Hollywood Dream
Imponderable #74: Gunung Kemukus, Java, Indonesia
The Saturday Comics: Rob Liefeld’s Santa the Barbarian
Sneak Peek of the Week of December 23rd, 2012
“Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year” by Tiny Tim. (Christmas Classic)
Fonzie Eats a Can of Ravioli Over a Hot Plate. (Christmas Classic)
Late Night Movie House of Crap: A Montage of Santa Claus (Christmas Classics)
Christmas In Heaven (Christmas Classic)
The Saturday Comics featuring Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (Christmas Classic)
Ch-Ch-Ch- Chia! (Christmas Classic)
Sneak Peek of the Week of December 30th, 2012
My Hero
American Chopper: The Lost Episodes, by Allan Keyes
The Astounding Blogger of the Year Award
A Man Out of His Element
Imponderable #75: US Federal Government
The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: The Adolph Hitler Doll
Sneak Peek of the Week of January 6th, 2013
Totally T-Boz: Totally T-Sad
Picture Postcard: Pig Girl
Smelly People I Have Known, Part One
Smelly People I Have Known, Part Two: Marvin Ming
Imponderable #76: France
Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Pretend and Play Office Space by Learning Resources
Sneak Peek of the Week of January 13th, 2013
Fun With Teh Internets: I R DOING IT WRONG
Smelly People I Have Known, Part Three: Eddie (Eddie Part One)
Eddie Part Two: The Missing Mop
Eddie Part Three: The End of Eddie
Imponderable #77: Port St. Lucie Florida
The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Children’s Paper Chair
Sneak Peek of the Week of January 20th, 2013
Allan Keyes: Now THIS Guy Is Cool
My Review of Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs.
Classic TV Crossover: Magnum P.I. and The A-Team
Cremains of the Day
Imponderable #78: Vienna
The Saturday Comics: 5 Odd Incredible Hulk Covers
Sneak Peek of the Week of January 27th, 2013
Fun With Teh Internets: Quick Hits
A Bagful of Lies
Picture Postcard: Turtle Jailbreak
A Free Gift Just For You!
Imponderable #79: Urbana Ohio
The Saturday Comics: The Spanish Spider-Man
Sneak Peek of the Week of February 3rd, 2013
Allan Keyes: Bigger Disappointment…..? (Cinema Edition)
Late Night Movie House of Crap: Mexican Horror Double Feature
My Memories of Dracula
“Great Shades of Satan!”
Imponderable #80: North Fort Myers Florida
The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: iPotty
Sneak Peek of the Week of February 10th, 2013
“Best” of Allan Keyes: Discontinued McDonald’s Food
Tuneful Tuesday: Music for Lovers Only
I Attempt to Translate Facebook Status Updates. (Classic OOPS! Repost)
A Tribute to Ed Koch
Imponderable #81: You
The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: The Justice Jogger
Sneak Peek Plus! 2/17/13
Allan Keyes: About that Ed Koch Post…
Stupid Questions From Stupid People About The Russian Meteorite
What If Fonzie Was An Erectile Dysfunction Spokesman?
Imponderable #82: Morristown New Jersey
The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Snowman Family Kit
Sneak Peek of the Week of February 24th, 2013
Allan Keyes Says TV is Sick and Twisted and Full of Murderers
My Not-So Review of American Reunion
I Never Knew I Loved Brent Spiner!
I Got Nuthin’
Imponderable #83: East Sussex England
Terrible Toys / Saturday Comics: Bag on Head Spider-Man
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 3rd, 2013
Allan Keyes Recalls the FOX EPIC LINEUP!
The Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars 2013
In Search of… The Chupacabra (REMEMBER THE ALAMO!)
Imponderable #84: Ottawa Ontario
The Saturday Comics: The Trix Rabbit
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 10th, 2013
Allan Keyes has FAIL SPINOFF THEMES running through his head
Let’s Have Fun With Censorship
Earnest Pizza
Shame on You!
Imponderable #85: Milton Keynes England
The Saturday Comics: Shazam! Family Oddities
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 17th, 2013
Allan Keyes Looks At The World And Says “Ugh.”
Am I Not Hip Too, Flo Rida?
“Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.” -William Penn
Sports 101: The Pick and Roll
Imponderable #86: Phoenix Arizona
The Saturday Comics: The Man From Atlantis
Sneak
Peek of the Week of March 24th, 2013

The Asshat Mixologist
Nature’s Revenge
Invasion of the Penis Snatchers
Who Was That Masked Politician? / Japan Is At It Again
Imponderable #87: Kapiti New Zealand
Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Japanese Knock-Off Toys
Sneak Peek of the Week of March 31st, 2013
Allan Keyes: A Carnival of Awfulness
Popeye-Palooza! (Popeye Week!)
Popeye the Establishment Man (Popeye Week!)
This Is Popeye? I Beg To Differ
Imponderable #88: Milford Massachusetts
The Saturday Afternoon Movie: Chinese Popeye
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 7th, 2013
Is This Man Racist Or Just Illiterate? (Archive a1)
The Unhappy People (Archives a2 and a3)
Two From Donald Trump (Archives a4 and a5)
Some Things Never Go Out Of Style (Archives a6 and a7)
Imponderable #89: New York City (Archive a8)
The Saturday Comics: Saturday Morning Superheroes (Archive a9)
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 14th, 2013
In Which Allan Keyes Gets PWN3D
Picture Postcard: Judy Johnson Statue
Late Night Movie House: Monster Movie Ads and Trailers
I Want Candy!
Imponderable #90: Miami Beach Florida
The Saturday Comics: Conan The Barbarian
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 21, 2013
Allan Keyes: A Life Wasted
South Africa May Want To Rethink That Commercial
How I Earned My Geek Card
Make Your Party Plans Now!
Imponderable #91: Zimbabwe
The Saturday Comics: Flush Man
Sneak Peek of the Week of April 28, 2013
Allan Keyes: Fail Counterfeits!
Notes From The Chiller Theatre Horror Convention 2013
Picture Postcard: Stilt Man
Late Night Movie House: Akira Takarada
Imponderable #92: At The Carnival
Breakfast- The Most Important Meal of the Day (Delicious-Tasting Repost)
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 5th, 2013
Baking Today! With Mr. Allan Keyes
Picture Postcard: Katz’s Deli NYC
FOX News Must Have Flunked Math
Words of Inspiration and Solace
Imponderable #93: Game Shows
The Saturday Comic: Milt Caniff’s Male Call
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 12th, 2013
Allan Keyes Presents: Idiocy Both Accidental and Purposeful.
My Trip to Delaware, Part One: Penn Station
My Trip to Delaware, Part Two: Amtrak
My Trip to Delaware, Part Three: Why I Was There
My Trip to Delaware, Part Four: Hotel, Day 2, and Home
The Saturday “Comics”: Bea Arthur Topless (NSFW)
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 19th, 2013
Allan Keyes asks HOW COOL IS THIS?
My Review of The Place Beyond the Pines
Spotlight: IDENTITIES by T.E. Stazyk
Another Example of Do-Nothing Government
Imponderable #94: Anthony Weiner / NYC
The Saturday Comics: Bat-Hulk
Sneak Peek of the Week of May 26th, 2013
Allan Keyes Has A Bit Of An Issue With Hipsters. And Their Babies.
(NEW!) Amercian Chopper: GEICO Military Tribute Bike
Validation. Vindication. Victory. (Phone Book Blog 5)
Signs and (Unim)Portents
Imponderable #95: Stockton California
The Saturday Comics: Don Rickles and The Rat Pack
Sneak Peek of the Week of June 2, 2013
Allan Keyes: High-Class Dining, Low-Class Diner
A Tribute To Mr. Neuman
It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s A Frivolous Lawsuit!
Dean Martin And Jerry Lewis: Old-School And OTR
Imponderable #96: The NFL vs. Justin Bieber
The Saturday Comics: Max Fleischer’s Superman: The Mechanical Monsters
Sneak Peek of the Week of June 9th, 2013
The Allan Keyes Classic Comics Creview: Batman, A Death in the Family
Picture Postcard: Regrowth
Peter Mayhew Is Damn Cool
An Allan Keyes Quick Hit: PORKINS!
Imponderable #97: NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg
The Saturday Comics: Batman (1943)
Sneak Peek of the Week of June 16th, 1943
What’s In Allan Keyes’ Mailbag?
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