October 21, 2014
On behalf of all men, I apologize to intelligent women everywhere.
Specifically, I apologize for this insipid, ridiculous Sprint ad, which could only have been created by a male advertising executive. (Advertising executives are pretty much on the bottom of the ladder of tastefulness, only rivaled by used car salesmen and members of Congress.)
I apologize for this commercial, which makes otherwise adult and seemingly intelligent women turn into superficial children, little more than giggling screaming, orgasmic banshees at the mere thought of a new phone.
It is dumb and offensive, plain and simple.
I am sorry, ladies. I apologize.
And Judy Greer, you should know better.
October 19, 2014
For the third year in a row, I went to the dark and spooky Old Westbury Gardens for the annual Rise of the Jack-o-Lanterns! This is where you walk through a dark country park with spooky music playing, all the while gawking at amazing pumpkins. It is always a lot of fun and this year, they made sure that the carvings were all new. In fact, all three years I’ve been there, they’ve changed it up every year. You can see pics from previous years here (Jack-o-Lantern Avengers) and here (Big Bang Theory pumpkins). Be on the lookout for some Modern Family pumpkins in this assortment.
Click on the thumbnails for larger images.
Thanks to Allan Keyes for allowing me to use some of his pictures.
October 17, 2014
Give this a look before you read below. The relevant scene runs from 21:25 – 21:36
Just in case anyone was wondering about how the sitcom March Madness thing shook out, Fonzie won it, beating out the episode of Too Close for Comfort where Monroe was raped by two bulldyke “women” and at the end Mr. Rush just barely escaped that awful fate also.
No, really. That happened.
I’d say to expect some more of my doggerel when I can pump it out, but in the meantime I daresay it’s good to be back.
And look who else is back!