March 5, 20115
Lying Awake With John Newly theme song, Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Junior, ends.
John Newly: Who are you going to call? Why you’re going to call me! Hi, I’m john Newly, your overnight airwaves-buster, and this is Lying Awake with John Newly. Later tonight we’ll be talking with Peter von Strauss about his new book, called President Obama is Just What You Think. I’ve read some of part of one of the chapters of that book and let me tell you, it gave me something to think about. Also tonight we’ll have our regular Wednesday guest, Laura Millings, and she’ll share her investigation into the strange odor reported coming from a pants factory in Detroit. We’re going to start off with some phone calls after these words from our sponsors.
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We’re back and tonight I’ve opened up a special “unhealthy dog” phone line. Call in to talk about your unhealthy dog. Just remember, I’m not a veterinarian, so if I try to prescribe your dog some medicine, you should probably not listen to me. First caller, Ellen from Billings Montana, you’re on the air.
Caller: Hi John I heard your-
- Billings Montana. Is it cold there?
- show last night. Well, it snowed last night, so yeah, I’d say it’s cold. (Laughs). The reason I’m-
- I bet you get snow all the time in Montana! You should be used to it by now!
- Right, well, I just moved here. Anyway, on your show last-
- I move around a lot too. I used to be in the military. Are you in the military?
- No, I, no…
- Well thanks for the call. Wow, more snow. I think we’ve all had enough of that. Maybe it’s time to do another of our positive thought experiments. OK, everyone concentrate on no more snow. If it is snowing where you are you really have to concentrate hard. No snow. No snow. I’m looking out my studio window and right now it isn’t snowing. (Inaudible, off mic) My producer Fast Eddie just pointed out that it hasn’t snowed here in days. Well, maybe that’s because of my positive thoughts! (Laughs), there’s always a skeptic in every bunch.
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