March 13, 2015
At the risk of sounding like a hack observational comedian, I have some questions.
Who decided the size of ketchup packets? There’s not nearly enough in one for your French fries, let alone a hamburger. And mustard packs are even worse- it takes at least three to cover any self-respecting hot dog. Yet mayo packets are larger than either one. Who decided that you should get more mayo than ketchup, and nearly no mustard?
Don’t even get me started on relish.
February 24, 2015
This article comes from a Ghana website, which may help explain quite a few things.
I could say a lot about this story, but ever since I read about the panty-stealing goblin of Zimbabwe I’ve been a bit jaded.
But regardless, the real Imponderable is about the author of the story. Here’s his bio from the site:
Daniel Russell. Reporter – Pulse. A student of Central University College. A writer and entertainment analyst, am a simple anti-social dude sometimes a freak, am a workaholic who is working hard to become a mogul and a film maker.
So I guess it doesn’t take much to write for Pulse.
The question is obvious and Imponderable.