September 13, 2014
Well, isn’t that special. (Cliché but expected Church Lady joke? Check. Now let’s move on.)
Be glad I didn’t post an uncensored picture. I found a couple online and Satan’s shlong is pretty disturbing. It is more spiky than you’d expect.
Anywho, (no, that’s not a typo, I meant “anywho”) it says that “The appearance of the statue came as a surprise to just about everyone as it was not commissioned by city authorities.” So in other words, no one would have been surprised had the city authorities commissioned it. In which circle of Hell is their city located?
I found a few articles on this story, but I posted this one solely for the headline “Nude Satan statue erected overnight, shocking citizens.” You don’t find puns like that on the NBC Nightly News!
I can understand how a statue of Satan with an erection might be considered just a tad scandalous. And that’s the problem with Satanists: they just don’t try to fit in. If they really had to, they should have put up a statue of Satan that no one would object to.
Why can’t Satanists be more fun? The question is Imponderable.