May 9, 2015
McDonald’s, in an attempt to become hip and adult, unveiled the newest version of its children’s cartoon character, the Hamburglar.
Nope, nothing creepy here, move along.
Wait, a minute, I know him! I know who that is! Alert Mayor McCheese! Wake up Officer Big Mac! I am about to blow the lid off of this! Get my reward ready!
The new Hamburglar is the WWE’s own Repo Man!
Believe it or not, this man was once part of Demolition
However, Grimace remains at large.
March 13, 2015
At the risk of sounding like a hack observational comedian, I have some questions.
Who decided the size of ketchup packets? There’s not nearly enough in one for your French fries, let alone a hamburger. And mustard packs are even worse- it takes at least three to cover any self-respecting hot dog. Yet mayo packets are larger than either one. Who decided that you should get more mayo than ketchup, and nearly no mustard?
Don’t even get me started on relish.