January 18, 2015
Ebay, you gotta love it. Want to find a broken video game? They’ve got it. The last card you need to complete your Dukes of Hazzard trading card set? It’s there. A rare Etruscan nose snood? Oh, sure. And then there’s this:
Hey look at that! A Dracula figure. Sweet.
Wait, is that Dracula? Let’s take a closer look.
That’s not Dracula, that’s Gilbert Gottfried!
Dracula Gottfried! This is so cool! I always wanted a Count Gilbert figure ever since he made his first appearance many years ago on the Howard Stern Show!
January 15, 2015
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December 6, 2014
Just in time for Christmas, all new Christmas memes and gifs! Spread them virally to those you love, or hate, or really don’t care about. It’ll give you a laugh.