The Author

I don’t know when or where Bmj2k was born, but I’m pretty sure he was born at some point in time, since I see his posts on his blog and other places. Of course, he might have been built or otherwise generated, but he occasionally mentions a family, so I guess he was born of a woman with a little help from a daddy like the rest of us. Unless that’s just a cover-up.

Anyway, I do know he lives in Brooklyn, New York and he’s a teacher – a dangerous one, as we’ll see later.

He likes to visit odd places like rotting piers and other modern archeological sites and take their pictures. I heard he also hides under their foul-smelling remnants, sometimes for days, only to jump out suddenly and catch the occasional tourists to drag them to his underwater den for some unknown purpose, but that might be just a rumor. Tourist snatching requires a lot of training; I don’t think his job would allow for such an amount of spare time.

He likes OTR (that’s Old Time Radio, and if you don’t know what it is, then you’re missing out on one the best forms of entertainment ever).  He also has an interest in comic books, old horror and monster movies, and… well, plenty of stuff, really. Some would define him “intellectually curious”.  What’s so intellectual about a movie on giant, man-eating spiders from planet X I wouldn’t know, but I love that kind of thing, too.

Speaking of movies, he buys DVDs, but throws out the cases and only keeps the discs. The very thought of anybody doing that makes me shudder.  However, that’s not his only perversion, and certainly not the worst.  In fact, he has a brain and, horror of horrors, he’s not afraid to use it. Even worse than that, he uses it to make his own decisions and form his own opinions, as opposed to unquestioningly conforming to what marketing companies and our society would like all of us to do and think. As you can see, he’s a bad consumer and a bad puppet. That’s why he should be removed from his position as a teacher, kids may actually learn from him to use their own brains, too. That’d be the end of society as we know it.

However, as horrible as it may sound, I happen to believe all of the above characteristics are among the finest qualities a human being worthy of that name may have.  With the exclusion, of course, of the DVD cases thing. That really makes me shudder - what the heck, there’s a limit to everything.  OK, and his alleged dragging tourists underwater is not that cool, either. Then again, the world is full of tourists, so ten or twelve less won’t make that big a difference.

So: he’s not a brainwashed dummy who only lives to be exploited and he’s got brains aplenty. What else can we say about this fine blogger? Any of his friends here want to add something? Yes… the gentleman with hockey mask over there? What? Oh, yes, true, every now and then Bmj2k leaks acid like an old battery, but it’s usually on things everybody should be indignant about, so that’s perfectly fine with yours truly as well.  Anybody else? Yes sir, you with the electrodes on your neck? Yes, you are right: he takes in, takes apart, examines and builds back up both the little things and the big things he sees around him every day, in order not to be blinded by the obvious that costs no effort like most people choose to do. Very good points. Anybody else? No? Well, I guess that’s it for tonight, then.  But we can’t go back home and slip under our Mickey Mouse covers without mentioning his sense of humor, at times so subtle that it’s hard to recognize as such and other times so brilliant that one can only laugh himself silly at his jokes.

And now, with the word “silly” ringing on in our heads, let’s all go see what Mr Blog has in store for us tonight… have fun!

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Thanks to Mac of BIOnight for those kind words and utter, utter lies.

WARNING: This blog contains mature themes and even more immature themes. Adjust your disgust accordingly.

Read the WIKI here.

CONTACT Mr. BTR at: mrblogstepidride@gmail.com

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      Just put your email in the box to the right and WELCOME ABOARD!

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    I really like your “about”. Wish I were that precise.

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      I thank you. Enjoy!

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      Jimbo, you should have seen my vhs collection. (Look up “My Own True Hollywood Story” on this site to read more about it. It was nuts.)

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