Imponderable #121: A Parking Lot in Yelm, Washington

22 Apr

April 22, 2014

 

In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. – Alfred Lord Tennyson 

All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. – Anita Clenney 

You don’t know the half of it. – Mr. Blog.

 

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*Sigh*  Aren’t you glad you subscribe to this blog?

Anyway, this really is a touching story, somehow, I think. Consider other tales of man/car love: Michael Knight and KITT, Al Bundy and his Dodge, the Duke boys and the General Lee. In not one of those cases did the car reciprocate. Bo and Luke never got flowers from their car, no matter how nicely they polished the bumpers. But this guy? “When I hold Vanilla [his special lovemobile] in my arms there’s a powerful energy that comes from her in response to that…” Really? Somehow I doubt that. Personally, I think he’s inhaled too much exhaust.

How will Cinnamon and Splash, his spurned lovers, deal with this?
The question is Imponderable.

 

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6 Responses to “Imponderable #121: A Parking Lot in Yelm, Washington”

  1. T E Stazyk April 23, 2014 at 6:11 am #

    This is scary because I think the headline is to be taken literally. Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanophilia

    Gives new meaning to the term “moving violation.”

    • bmj2k April 23, 2014 at 6:18 am #

      In this man’s mind it is love but since the cars can’t give consent I say it is car-rape.

      • T E Stazyk April 23, 2014 at 6:30 am #

        Unless the car is Christine, but informed consent in that case is an even scarier thought.

        • bmj2k April 23, 2014 at 6:44 am #

          Interestingly, this man makes no distinction in car gender. Are they all female, or is that irrelevant since they are cars?

          • T E Stazyk April 23, 2014 at 6:30 pm #

            Don’t confuse me! I still haven’t figured out how you consummate your relationship with a car!

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