April 20, 2012
I know what you are thinking. “Damn, I would love to see those court papers!” Well thanks to the internet you can! They are available in full at http://www.inversecondemnation.com/files/rocket.pdf but I have excerpted the relevant and funny sections here.
This is a negligence case, but unbelievably, it is against the fraternity, not the asshole who put a rocket in his asshole. The crux of the lawsuit is that there was a broken railing on the roof and there were a railing he never would have fallen off the roof.
I say if he didn’t try to shoot a rocket out of his ass then none of this would have happened. This is what is going to college these days.
How much money will a jury award this jerk? The question is Imponderable.