March 23, 2012
Didn’t I see this on HBO? They really should consider making this into a series. Think True Blood meets Oz.
This is the Odd Couple for the modern audience. He is a cannibal. She is a vampire. Can they live together without killing each other? I mean that literally. He killed and ate his girlfriend; she killed and drank a man’s blood. I think one of them will not survive the honeymoon. J-Date really nailed this match. 
It is obvious that these two crazy kids have no future together. Because one is going to devour the other.
If the article is correct, they are locked in the same psychiatric institution. If this were a Hammer film Peter Cushing would be conducting strange experiments in the back room.
What kind of child would a cannibal and a vampire have?
The question is Imponderable.
But the kid would look something like this:
Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
Wait a minute, they are allowed to use the internet? Really? O___O
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I can’t tell is this is scary or hilarious. When asked why he killed and ate his girlfriend he says “That’s something I also wonder about.” They want to have dogs and pursue their hobbies of tattooing and piercing. I think they made a movie about that, too.
But there are also several additional imponderables. I.e., how come inmates of opposite sexes are socializing in a “maximum security psychiatric hospital.” If they have face to face contact in a place they can’t leave, why do they need to communicate via the internet? And speaking of the internet, WTF? Are they friends on Facebook?
That settles it, more scary than hilarious.
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